Chesney Hawkes - I'm A Man Not A Boy

A slideshow featuring Chesney Hawkes.
Music by Chesney Hawkes.

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Music

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• chesney
• hawkes
• i'm
• man
• not
• boy
• pop

[pandapawpower]

Ugly? lol, if i were a girl id give him a call anytime xD

[anonmus9]

in twitter i always tell him he's gorgeous and stuff. i think by now he is creeped out by me. lol.

[pandapawpower]

Maybe just a little =D Type "Your my one and only" to him and start sending him gifts, that will probably freak him out xD He seems like a great guy! Best of luck!

[anonmus9]

great idea but i can't do that, he's MARRIED! lol.

[pandapawpower]

oh noes!!! Dont he have a younger brother? xD

[anonmus9]

yes he does but he's not my type. =P

[HimeNoKuri]

1:32 is killing me lol

[KevL75]

And I take it your face is perfect.

Shame about your brain though.

[antimarxism]

What is with that big ass nasty mole on the face? LOL!

[momjeans69]

@MeesterLogan WHO?!? Wha? Who are you, young man, & what, may I ask, are you doing on a Chesney Hawkins page!? I checked your tawdry little profile & it says you're just a yougun at 20 years of age? So how do you know this prolific artist & hearthrob beloved by milfs & gilfs throughout the UK? You must have some rather strange fetishes, & I'm not just referring to your penchant for cussing out the elderly on the world wide web! Ha, I'd rather be a potty mouth than a gay wanker anyday! HAHA SNAP!

[corduroycadaver]

@MeesterLogan You're a big man aren't you sonny jim, swearing at my darling wife & behind your google screen? I can tell you, you're bloody lucky you're there & I'm here because otherwise you'd be feeling the back of my hand, peckerwood. Is this how you get your kicks? Swearing to your elders? I did that once & I was made to eat soap. You don't want to mess with me. I'm ex military & even though I'm in my twilight years I could still go 12 rounds in the ring with you & come out the victor.

[MeesterLogan]

@corduroycadaver CAN U GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP

[MeesterLogan]

@momjeans69 OH CAN U GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UPP!!

[corduroycadaver]

@momjeans69 Oh yeah that's it, the Chadiwck & Ethel secret special club strikes again excluding me! Always off to see musicals, pantomimes, going shopping & cockblocking me for nigh on 18 years. It's that all over again. I almost felt for the prat having this labrador looking sap for a father! I know my rod was never what it was after that. Everytime I got a tingle in my bollocks I'd get her face in the window flash before my eyes & it would make boners impossible to achieve. You happy now?

[corduroycadaver]

@momjeans69 I'm in the conservatory! I only popped to the shop& as soon as I'm out your posting about your sex romps with a boy who was still crapping in his nappy when you were giving me hand shandys round the back of the bike shed. Never mind him been our Chadwick's father! Woman you know there's nothing I like better than your poontang in my face but you stopped sitting there ever since wotsit peeked us partaking in a facesitting / hand shandy combo on the lounge floor through the window!

[momjeans69]

@corduroycadaver HERBERT! I thought you was down at McMurphys getting blind drunk w that Seamus character! Now dont you DARE judge me! I was a woman at her sexual prime, & you were too busy eyeing up the coctail waitresses! I could tell the loathed being oggled & 'charmed' by some lecherous old toad lk you, but I sat there & took it like a good wifey! Now what was I to do when a hot young pup like this offered to lap up my hot open roast beef sarmie when you hadn't sniffed 'downtown' for years!