Engrish Movie Plots - Casablanca, Spider-Man, Wild Child

Here are the descriptions exactly as they appear on the back of the films (grammar mistakes and all)

Casablanca:

Fa belongs to North of city in Casablanca Morocco,Hotel named Like is a luxurious night club,The boss is a American in the hotel,One night,Wekdo Lasdo and his wife named Lersha were trailedby Naziism,They come to the hotel,They hear of Like can make the departure passport,They want get to help with Like,But Like is very cheerless to them,Because he loved Lersha in Paris...Then Lersha made Like devoted his motherland,He is very painful,He risks the life dangerous,Like helped Lasdo's couple go away Casablanca

Spider-Man:

After discovering these powers,Peter appears in a televised wrestling match and,armed with his new spider strength,wins the match in record time. But the wrestling match promoter refuse s to award Peter the $3,000 prize money, alleging that Peter won too quickly. Soon afterwards, Peter has the opportunity to catch a burglar fleeing from the promoter's office, but because he wants revenge, he refuses to stop him. Moments later, the same burglar kills his beloved Uncle Ben.

Wild Child:

Sixteen-year-old Bobby is living in Los Angeles, Princess of small, Yangzunchuyou of her headstrong and rebellious, her father no longer sent to Britain to transform the traditional boarding school, where no one regardless of her eldest temper, and suffered ridicule And bullying. In order to be expelled from school, and school principals decided to Bobby Kingsley handsome son of the Buddha dating lady. Unexpectedly,Bobby lady to get along with the Buddha's sincerity during the growing of Health, she felt so torn about leaving school. In addition, Bobby found in the school during the student's mother a big picture ....

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[BStreaker]

sooooo, yay Casablanca. And did you decide to have Japanese porn come up as your "related videos" or is that just YouTube wackiness? lol

BTW, I will also have much more time this semester now that I'm done student teaching, so I will try to pick up watching your videos again and counting down the days to your return. :o)

Sorry I haven't written much, hope to hear more from you soon. Have fun on your travels!

Love, ~Becky

[chrisnewdeal]

hahah, yeah I noticed that too. No idea why the hell that happened, but it was really funny. My video tags must have resembled those of the porn... but I have no idea why.

I'll have more time this semester too, so hopefully we can talk to each other more, especially since it seems like matt has fallen into a black pit of video games and may never again see the light of day.

[KuroiJakku]

The Wild Child description is definitely the best. I love your Engrish videos! Actually, I love all of your videos. :D

[chrisnewdeal]

yeah, i couldn't keep it together while reading that mess!! how ridiculous. Thanks a lot for watching!

[thEaniMatOr89]

ICE BUILDINGS?!? redick. Ibrought a coupla DVD'S over! harry potter and Nap Dyn, you wait for my REQUEST.

[chrisnewdeal]

Hey, yeah the buildings made of ice were insane. Did you like the sweet keychains? haha. I will for sure try and find Harry Pot... I also have Dr. Zhivago, A Brief Encounter, and BRIDGE OVER THE RIVER KWAI!

[MonsterEnergyMan]

Donny Darko?

[patsybob]

princess of small? lolz xD i watched that movie, it should probably be princess of diva or spoilt? plus it made no sense, bobby is a buddhist and she tried to date the principles son to get expelled from school and she misbehaves in order to get thrown out of boarding school in britain and she lives in los angeles! shes a spoilt brat but learns her dead mother also went to the same boarding school from a picture in the school, eventually she reforms because of the school and is a nice child :)

[joannegerber]

OK, what about War and Peace? Gone with the Wind? Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

[traumas]

Oddly enough that actually describes the plot of Wild Child pretty well.

[TheWonderfulEgg]

Haha! The Wild Child was the best!! Maybe Pirates of the Caribbean has some funny engrish.. or.... Twilight.

[elipate7127]

your video is very cool but if u will go to my video on [give the money old man] it says old man held captive and beaten for goodies.....and rate it and tell all your friends plz leave a comment thanks

[dtanak]

hahha that is so funny. your videos are great!^^

[ducky747]

Funny