Billy Mays -- Samurai Shark

This now completes my collection of stupid infomercials by Billy Mays. Next I need to find the "Perfect Pancake"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Billy
• Mays
• Samurai
• Shark

[nigz2921]

when he cuts the sponge the knife is upside down then when he sharpens it he flips it round :)

[stelliam]

0:14 who the hell chops tomatoes with an axe?

[CreativeMovieArts]

i am lucky to not have billy mays in my country or i'll buy his products everyday

[super58173]

@chrismallyon - You think you're winning: Especially how you divide yourself as a Brit, and me as a Yank, smug cock. Or that you remain fact-of-the-matter over something you clearly don't know: "i" as quoting you, and "i" as in lowercase. I'm not a language snob. I'm using your case of technical correctness against you; you are clearly doused in fake superiority your culture has: No British Accent? The other English speaking parts of Europe must sound EXACTLY the same then. Ownage.

[chrismallyon]

@super58173

I'm not smug, i just love debates with yanks who get wound up easily,like you,lol.

Sorry, but how else do you spell 'i' as in me,myself,oneself etc etc ?

And if your referring to quotation marks, they weren't needed.

Oh and i'm English, with an English accent ... there is no such thing as a 'British' accent.

Check mate.

[super58173]

@chrismallyon - Eh, you just would rather side with retardation than lose.

It's not my fault your a typical Brit, too smug to see his retardation.

Dialect, and accent are related to how words are pronounced regionally. Plain logic. Else you wouldn't have brought up "American English", a form of English where words are said differently. Your argument shattered, Mr. British-Accent.

Also, "i". So, you're arguing accent, but not trying to support grammar?

Your stance, also shattered.

[chrismallyon]

@super58173

Go learn about : dialect,accent and pronunciation from a person, not what you

read off the internet.... typical american.

But i forgive you for that, it's not your fault.

[super58173]

@chrismallyon - Butthurt, are we? I think you understand what I said.

Or course, a few weeks is a long time, if you have a short attention span.

"Accent has nothing to do with pronunciation."

You have a head full of shit, which you just SET IN STONE.

I don't even NEED to argue about that. Perhaps you should google "Accent".

[chrismallyon]

@TheLonelyw0lf

Yes, we took the best bits of different languages thousands of years ago,

and produced over time, the 'ENGLISH' language.

Oh, is it too much for people actually see what i am trying to put across.

[chrismallyon]

@super58173

Whoa, that discussion is old, and your an idiot.

Accent has nothing to do with pronunciation.

Just see if you can read that... not just slowly, but actually interpret those

words to make a sentence.

[super58173]

@chrismallyon - Yes, just keep lying to yourself, arrogant British stereotype.

It's a fucking argument, over pride of accent, and its general location of origin, or you'd be arsed enough to refer to yours as "British English", rather than just "English".

...I want you to read that slowly.

[Floydian75]

The music is so awesome