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How to Beat a Speeding Ticket

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Uploaded by on Aug 12, 2009

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  • When the officer approaches your car, chances are he is going to say something.

    Cause we've all been in those situations where the cop walks up to your window and then you both stare at each other in awkward silence, then the cop walks away.

  • I'm so glad this valuable information is now in the public domain.

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  • I didn't watch the video. I figure the best way to beat a speeding ticket is by beating the shit out of the police.

  • yhe cop said: "you know, the speed limits only 35 miles an hour on this road, don't you"? i said: "yeah, i know, but i wasn't gonna be out that long".

  • @ohannahdad This is TRUE, thank you ohannahdad

  • @G5F4D3S2A1 Traffic tickets= No death, no personal injury, no property damage, not even a plaintiff. Without any of this there is no "standing" in court. Without "standing" there is no court jurisdiction; charge must be dismissed. Courts are established to protect & maintain individual rights.Traffic tickets do not violate any individuals' rights.

  • i ment the same for the city or town!

  • i've got one better, ask for a trial by jury. if its the state then demand to see the witnesses, if they cant produce the whole state to stand before you, then they fail! if its the state ask for the same, again EPIC FAIL!! for the CORPORATION!!

  • So the bottom line of this "how to beat a ticket" video is, hope for the best and expect the worse. Cops calibrate radar guns with a tuning fork supplied with the gun because measuring devises have to be calibrated for accuracy. The tuning fork is a measuring devise and cannot be calibrated by the cop. Most dept get sloppy with maint. challenge the records on the tuning fork. Have personally seen this work on 3 different tickets in Mo. courts

  • Here's a full proof plan when avoiding a speeding ticket. Whenever you're being pulled over by the cops, just piss all over your steering wheel and dash board while licking your lips and rubbing your nipples. The cop will be so disgusted and creeped out that he'll refuse to deal with you and just send you on your way.

  • Does anyone think that Barbara DeAngelis looks like the monster on Monsters Inc. that has snakes as hair?

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