John's Kickass Macaroni Salad Recipe

Disclaimer: None of my recipes are at all healthy. They will certainly contribute to an early death, but they friggin taste great, this one particularly. I will not be held responsible for your death, but I will take full responsibility for this great tasting recipe.

This is the best macaroni salad you will ever taste in your life. This macaroni salad is PLAIN, so if you like all sorts of green, orange, and red crap in your macaroni salad recipe, then this isn't the recipe for you. I like stuff plain, I don't particularly like healthy stuff in my food. WTF are people putting celery into macaroni salad for? The taste? Are you friggin kidding me? What does celery taste like? Nothing. It's a completely useless food. For texture? Is there a real need for people to have crunchy macaroni salad? I don't think so.

Anyway, make this exactly how I tell you to and you will not be disappointed. And kids just love it.

Up next: John's Kickass Cheese Fries!

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[wayne1955]

The remark about stirring like a homosexual was uncalled for. Also, that is not macaroni salad it's just mac with a dressing on it. Macaroni salad has tomatoes, cucumber's, celery, green pepper and onion or some combination of the five. Serving that as macaroni salad would be like serving someone a bowl of lettuce with dressing and calling it a tossed salad.

[WilliamRayWalters]

@wayne1955 Well, sir, I will put you into the category of people who believe that their opinions are facts. People of whom there are much too many in this world. Of course, now that we have established that I will tell you that you are incorrect. Feel free to check online dictionaries and other sources such as wikipedia, etc and you will find that Macaroni Salad is defined by it's pasta base along with a dressing, usually mayonnaise. Greens optional. Thanks for watching though.

[wayne1955]

@WilliamRayWalters You're welcome. :-) You're also correct in what you say, but it is my opinion that adding mayonnaise or dressing to something does not a salad make. Websters Dictionary and Wikipedia are not the end all know all of everything as they are just someone elses opinions. ;-)

[WilliamRayWalters]

@wayne1955 Fair enouogh, and you're right, the video probably could have done without the 'stirring like a homosexual' comment. I have friends who are gay so I'm used to joking around with them about things like that, but it was a little inappropriate in this context. And you're right, it probably would taste great with veggies, I'm just weird like that and happen to like most things plain. It's a texture thing. Anyway, take care.

[wayne1955]

@WilliamRayWalters No worries, I'm glad to know you have gay friends, that means you aren't a bigot even though using that remark made you come across as one. As for the plain food syndrome as I call it my sister suffered from it for years. She ate her hot dogs, hamburgers, and everything else plain. When she fixed a plate of food none of the food could be touching the other food on the plate or she wouldn't eat it. To this day she will not eat Macaroni Salad.

[WilliamRayWalters]

@wayne1955 That is just like me. I don't like my food to touch either (certain foods are okay, like corn and mashed potatos if they happen to touch), I guess it's an obsessive compulsive thing. I have a lot of weird rituals when it comes to food (must eat my favorite thing last, if I cut something in half like a sandwich one half has to be bigger so I have something to look forward to....etc lol).

[WilliamRayWalters]

@delythgriffiths And I feel bad for people like you, who will never know the joy of eating this great tasting macaroni salad. I bet you've never had deep fried food either. I think it's heartbreaking that some people are so consumed with eating healthy that they never indulge in some of the finest tasting, unhealthy foods in the world, and why? Because it might harden an artery? Might have you gain a pound or two? If I get killed in a car crash tomorrow I'll be happy I ate this salad.

[onegvid]

I like this sowace

[ELuna3693]

this is a good base recipe but i love black olives in my mac salad and i am talking lots of Olives equal parts olives to Macaroni

[7477238]

@delythgriffiths Well shove your British ignorance/arrogance right up your ass. No way in hell is this food healthy for you but if consumed in moderation it won't do any harm. Guess what you health freaks are so stressed out by what you put in your mouths and preaching to others your nonsense that you kill yourselves in a different way.

"It should be banned". Yeah I'd expect that crap from someone who lives in one of the most legislated nanny states on the entire freakin' planet.

[journeyquest1]

Some people add relish. I like celery in mine. A bit of crab meat and we are in business.

[wayne1955]

@WilliamRayWalters OMG! You and my sister would get along so fine when it comes to food. How do you feel about casseroles, my sister won't touch them? She won't eat chicken and dumplings either because she say's they're just soggy bread. lol She also won't eat vegetable soups and stuff like that either because of all those different types of foods being mixed together. But yet she like s tossed salad, even ones with fruit in them. Go figure. ;-)

[wayne1955]

@wayne1955 She won't eat Potato salad and she won't eat mac and cheese. She loves spaghetti or lasagna and she loves cheese but she won't eat mac and cheese. She was 17 before she ever ate a hamburger with lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise on it and that was only because her boyfriend ordered it for her and she was to shy to say anything. But she ate it and discovered it was good. But she still to this day is a very picky eater and she's 55 years old. So I do understand. ;-)

[wayne1955]

@wayne1955 I will say that if some veggies were added to your recipe that I think it'd be kick ass delicious. :-)