Shark Week 101: How To Punch A Shark
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i poke them n the eye like a boss
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@MoHawkMan45 Yeah, cause I punch sharks, like a boss!
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Seeing as Andy is hosting this year. He's gonna punch a shark like a boss.
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It's what you get when you get in their way. Sharks don't eat people, in fact most predators don't, because we are the worst tasting creatures on the planet. Predators DO attack if you violate their territory though. Plus sharks will become agressive when they smell blood, or you're making too much noise, not to mention their teeth are designed to bite off anything that gets in their mouth, but they will never intentionally aim to kill and eat a human.
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@ashegam lol yup sharks are unpredictable. lol too funny
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im going to start carrying a diving knife if i ever get a boat and go in the sea.
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wouldn't puching it piss it off even more?
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@notom I don't live in an area with elephants, except the zoo. It depends where you are and how much time you spend there.
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"They just want to see what you are, adn then they'll be on their merry way"
Oh ok, I see. Wow now I have nothing to worry about.
If a shark swims by, I just have to stay calm, or maybe even enjoy the view while he's swimming right by me.
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Hi is the Shark that stupid? lol
hmm...idk, i found that screaming FALCON PUNCH underwater and punching square in the nose is the most efficient way...though it often causes the shark to explode instantaneously upon contact.
Rewfuy 2 years ago 24
That's right punch the shark in the fucking face. That will teach it whose boss
MoHawkMan45 2 years ago 22