Fett's Vett lyrics by MC Chris
Cruisin' Mos Espa
In my Delorean.
War's over I'm a peacetime Madalorian.
My story has stumped Star Wars historians
Deep in debate buffet plate at Bennigans!
Rhyme renegade
Sure to penetrate
First and second defense--I won't hesitate
Got a job to do when Darth's the guy that delegates
Got something against Skywalker--someone he really hates.
I don't give a fuck
I'm after Solo
For all I care he could be hiding at Yoda's dojo
Got make the money
Credit's no good
When the Jawas run the shop in your neighborhood
Think you can cook
I got a grappling hook
Let's make this quick cuz I'm really booked
I'm a devious degenerate
defender of the Devil
Shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level!
Chorus
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hut
To finance my Vette (wikkiwikkiwik)
I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
Cuz my time I don't like to waste.
Get down!
I'm a question wrapped inside an enigma
Get inside the Slave One find your homin' signal
From Endor to Hoth,
Ripley to Spock
I'll find what you want,
But there's gonna be a cost.
Say, my name is Boba Fett
I know my shit is tight.
Start not acting in right,
You're frozen in carbonite
Got telescopic sight,
Flame throwers on my wrist.
You still don't get the jist?
Spiked boots are made to kick.
Targets are made to hit.
You think I give a shit?
Your mamma is a bitch!
I'll see you in the Sarlaac pit!
You just flipped my switch
Integrity been dissed
You scratchin on my itch
You know I shoot the git
Got bambinas at cantinas waitin to lick my lusty lips
So I'll let you get back inside you're little space ship
Give you a head start,
Cuz I'm the sportin' kind
Consider the starting line the sneaky smile I hide inside
Hope you have hyper drive,
Pray to stay alive
Don't try to slip me a five
Cuz I never take a bribe
To the beat of a different drummer,
Bad ass bounty hunter
Let no man put asunder or else they be put under
As in--six feet
Got an Imperial fleet
Backin' me up gonna blow up any attempt to defeat
They gotta--Death Star
Got four payments on my car
Hand it over to Hammer Head
At Mos Eisley Bar
He used to carjack,
Now he's a barback.
Just goes to show how you can get back on the right track
As for me that's not an option
can't say that with more clarity
Me going legit would be Jar Jar in speech therapy
Chorus
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hut
To finance my Vette (wikkiwikkiwik)
Well I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
Cuz my time I don't like to waste.
Get down!
Slice you open like a Taun Taun,
Faster than the Autobahn
Or a motorbike in Tron,
Do the deed and then I'm gone
Jabba has a hissyfit,
Contact Calrissian
Over a Colt, the plan unfolds, no politic is legit
Back in the day
When I was a slave
Living live in the fast lane
Like in a pod race
Mean streak tweeked
I became a basket case
So this space ace split that place poste haste
Took up a noble cause
Called the Clone Wars
Cuz life's not all about girls and cars
Getting fucked up
In fucked up bars
See I'm not a retard
Or gay like De Barge
I'm large and in charge with a face so scarred
A cold black heart that's been torn apart
The Sith wish that they had a dick so hard
Cuz it's long long ago in a pussy far far
Call me master
Cuz I'm faster than Pryor on fire
I no longer have to hot wire
I'm a hunter for hire with no plans to retire
And all the sucka MC's can call me sire
Chorus
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hut
To finance my Vette
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hut
To finance my Vette (wikkiwikkiwik)
I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
Cuz my time I don't like to waste.
Get down!
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