Beyoncé - If I Were A Boy

Beyoncé "If I Were A Boy" Parody, "If I Were A Girl" with lyrics 如果我是个女孩*恶搞

I knew there had been many male versions of this song.
I didn't listen to any of them until after I finished mine.
I then sadly found out most of them were either making
fun of or blaming the opposite sex, thanks to Beyoncé's
initiative and inspiration. That would only make the
relationships even worse.
Instead, my unique version focuses on how we can all
thrive to become "The Best" boy or girl.
Together we eventually will make a better world.

Musifish - If I Were a Girl


If I were a girl
Even an ugly girl
I'd be the best girl in this world
Find a guy who will love me forever

Stay home day and night
Never hanging around
I keep sleeping alone at night
'til he put a shining diamond ring
on my fourth finger.

If I were a girl
I believe I could stand
Cooking, cleaning, all evenings
Set him free for all the strip bar drinking
Keeping house is my work
No complaint will be heard
Cause my man belongs to the whole world
And I belong to the small world of us
My man means everything in my whole world

If I were a girl
I would shut up my mouth
Don't bug him when he's on the phone
Cause he might be calling Barack Obama
I'd put my kids first
And tell them to love their father
Though I know that it's quite possible
He had some other children out there, out there

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If I were a girl
I believe I could stand, oh
Cooking, cleaning, all evenings
Set him free for all the strip bar drinking
Keeping house is my work
No complaint will be heard
Cause my man belongs to the whole world
And I belong to the small world of us
My man means everything in my whole world

Its a little too late for me to switch sex
I already had
at home a queen and a princess
If you thought I would regret
You thought wrong

'cause I'm the best boy
I do understand
(yea I do understand, Oh)
How it feels to love a girl someday
You wish you were a better man like me
You should listen to her
You should care how it hurts
^One day you lose the job you're doing
Rely on EI for living
And how the hell you're gonna flirt
Lucky I'm not a girl

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Beyoncé
• Run
• World
• Girls
• Columbia
• Pop
• Beyonce
• Music

[0635gracewisdom]

真係想打佢一鑊。。。= =

[sunkissedprincesa]

lmao i hope this isnt serious

[19brittany91]

and im sure they love you

[19brittany91]

okay dude you have some problems if you think a woman should stay home and do everything for the man .. men can do thing too .. and a real man would help around the house and help with the kids .. to all the men like that .. thank you for being good to your woman .. im sure they know you are a real man ..

[RainbowPrideGrl]

If I were a girl, I would believe I could stand with one foot on your balls and record you screaming, put it on youtube and get the most hits in a minute. If I were a girl, I would hardly ever stay home, I would never want to find a guy, unless he's a femme gay boy, so we could go shopping. Buy some cute club clothes. I would throw your drink in your face and slap you for telling me to shut up my mouth. I would stand on your balls and make you cry, cuz I am a girl. Glad I'm not a boy, lol.

[4enchantedgirls]

FUCK YOU !!! IF I WERE A GIRL (I AM ALREADY) AND MY HUSBAND CHEATED ON MEEEEEE I WOULD CHOP OF HIS DICK AND SCREAM YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN FAITHFULL HE'D BE BLLEEEDING SOOOOO HARRRRRD THAT THE COPS WOULD COOOMMEE ,ID PACK UP MY BAGGGGGSSS AND LIVE HIMMMM, TAKE MY KIDS WITH ME AND GO BACK TO MICHIGAN AND IF YOU THOUGH I WOULD SIT THERE AND WAIT FOR YOU THEN U A SHIT THATS A MIOSTAKE ILL TAKE UR DICK SO THEY WONT BE ABLE TO PUUUUUUTTTT IT BACCCCCKKKK

THAT HOW MY SONG GO DUCES X}

[MariusGuiga]

lucky i'm not a girl i like it :d

[sexyfufu7]

as for children if he had other children now that would be just RONG, unless it was from a first marriage, n if they were older then there children but if he was sleeping around with other women beside the one he has, to me i wud kick his ass. Women now need respect, and this song is know where near that kind of respect.

[sexyfufu7]

ok this is stupid u r down grading woman into some stupid man world me as a woman myself, i do not like this version this is stupid not all women have to shut there mouth and stay home and cook and clean, we can be working and be very tired when we come home or if this was about bein equil wen sorry but u didn't get it, ok if a man has someone they should be with that person and not sneakin out to go to a god forsakin srtip bar.

[willl4842]

funny guy