20 Things To Do With Matzah

A post-Passover musical greeting!
Performed by Michelle Citrin and William Levin
Music, Lyrics and Production by William Levin and Michelle Citrin

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LYRICS:

Passover's over, and wouldn't it be neat
if you could use all the matzah that you didn't eat?

1. Catch it like a Frisbee with your friends in the park, or you could
2. jump in the water and pretend you're a shark

3. You can make a matzah pick and play the guitar, and you can
4. make a matzah license plate for your car

5. Use it as a coaster when you're drinking a beer, and
6. Throw it as confetti for a happy new year

7. INSULATE
8. DECORATE
9. EXFOLIATE
10. CONSTIPATE?

Passover's over, and wouldn't it be neat
if you could use all the matzah that you didn't eat

11. Crumble up some matzah to line your hamster cage
12. or you can use it as a bookmark to hold your page

13. Break a stack of matzah when you practice your karate
14. build a matzah dog house for your doggy named Scottie

15. Make a little matzah boat and wave it goodbye,
16. or make a pair of matzah wings and learn how to fly

17. Wear some matzah jewelry
18. Make a picture frame for me
19. Have a drink of matzah tea
20. Matzah's all that I can see!

There's just one more thing to do with unleavened bread
... you can eat it ... cuz it ain't all that bad.

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[GamerBritg89]

Or you can send it too me! Lol, We ran out this year before Unleavened bread was over

[William Levin]

You can have mine!

[TK Hephzivah]

This movie is so adorable. I like when the doggie's is in the dog house. :)

[William Levin]

The doggie is my favorite part, too!

[SSwastik.a Kommando]

You can take your matzah and shove it up your ass

[William Levin]

Hehe, that is one use I hadn't thought of.

[Habiba999]

Every year I pull this up at Passover. This time I showed it to the parents- 78 year olds - who loved it.

[Mickey Oberman]

Have you ever tried to make a house of cards with matzoh?

Or

Crumble it into little pieces and scatter it around the refrigerator to keep your dieting spouse from midnight snacking?

[yinimini mo]

Great vid. you guys are sweet

[yinimini mo]

coward . i'd shove my rifle barrel up yours

[William Levin]

That's great, Renae, sounds like a fun class!