20 Things To Do With Matzah
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Uploaded by wlevin on Apr 16, 2008
A post-Passover musical greeting!
Song composed by William Levin
Lyrics by William Levin and Michelle Citrin
Performed by Michelle Citrin and William Levin
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LYRICS:
Passover's over, and wouldn't it be neat
if you could use all the matzah that you didn't eat?
1. Catch it like a Frisbee with your friends in the park, or you could
2. jump in the water and pretend you're a shark
3. You can make a matzah pick and play the guitar, and you can
4. make a matzah license plate for your car
5. Use it as a coaster when you're drinking a beer, and
6. Throw it as confetti for a happy new year
7. INSULATE
8. DECORATE
9. EXFOLIATE
10. CONSTIPATE?
Passover's over, and wouldn't it be neat
if you could use all the matzah that you didn't eat
11. Crumble up some matzah to line your hamster cage
12. or you can use it as a bookmark to hold your page
13. Break a stack of matzah when you practice your karate
14. build a matzah dog house for your doggy named Scottie
15. Make a little matzah boat and wave it goodbye,
16. or make a pair of matzah wings and learn how to fly
17. Wear some matzah jewelry
18. Make a picture frame for me
19. Have a drink of matzah tea
20. Matzah's all that I can see!
There's just one more thing to do with unleavened bread
... you can eat it ... cuz it ain't all that bad.
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@MsDotsnStripes it's what Jews eat on Passover b/c during the exodus they didn't have time for their brea to rise
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Your video is popular on eKinshasa
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wow!
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@MattiasAyd fuck off
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@MattiasAyd fuck you ass hole
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This was the one of the first video I seen On Youtube.
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It was definitely called for u racist bastard!!
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I like it with peanut butter.
jude0946 9 months ago 12
That was a great video-creative writing, fun to hear!
Good musicianship and singing, as well. :)
Better 3 years late than never. :D
Birdboy029 9 months ago 5