Annoying Fat Kid Thinks He Can Act And Review Games pt. 1

Okay let's face it... EVERYONE'S doing commentaries, even the people that said JetroidMonkey was worse than Hitler are throwing their hats in the ring. So what can I do that's special from the rest? Well nothing really, but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy doing it.

This isn't my FIRST solo commentary though. I made one previously but I think people would make a BIG deAL about it...I think at least 2000 of them and 6 extra maybe because it gets pretty abrasive. There's double standards in play and it's bad enough I have my own peanut gallery of dullards that take my jokes seriously.

So um... okay this kid reviews Nightmare on Elm Street on the NES and what DOESN'T he do that rips off James Rolfe? It doesn't help that his biggest fan runs his own successful business and yet can't tell that this kid is an absolute dreck. I figure no one would complain if I take on a kid no one knows or cares about, (maybe some will and call me a bully for it but very few) so I get off scott free.

Might do more, I can have a sharp critical tongue when I have to.

The style of commenting has more in common with expotemkin than Boomstick or DCE.... and a one trick pony knockoff.

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[ButchDickey]

If your so awesome, why did you take time to talk over a video that was shitty and no one cares about, Your not even funny, Its disturbing your so over confident, but it makes sense, without convincing yourself your important, youd have no reason to feel that way

[KeijiKG]

@ButchDickey

*you're. *You're. It's. You'd.

Stop beating a dead horse. This video is 2 years old. Move on with your life, I sure as fuck did.

[TrenkZor]

u r really annoying u fucker, ur more annoying them him..

[KeijiKG]

@TrenkZor

Maybe so, but at least I can sleep at night knowing I'm not a retard like you.

[TrenkZor]

@KeijiKG hahaha, u can only sleep cuz ur grandpa sucks ur cock gently.

[KeijiKG]

@TrenkZor

Let's not project. It's not healthy.

[KeijiKG]

@oliespurr182

#1) How can I pathologically be picking on the kid when this video was made 2 years ago? Explain that logic for a bit.

#2) "I bet your fat"? My body fat isn't yours to bet.

#3) I honestly have nothing to prove to you, so you won't believe anything about my outside computer life.

#4) Not every nerd worships Star Wars.

#5) Good job there using "fag" as an insult buddy. Just because it's popular to use it doesn't mean it's right.

#6) A girlfriend isn't a status symbol.

Piss off.

[Zanzibar307]

ITT: Illiterate internet noobs who got beat up in highschool think KeijiKG's *Two Year Old* video from 2009 is about the Zangief Kid, so they white knight it.

So I guess darwinism isn't working?

[MegaPokemonshow]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

[pbchad833]

LMFAO. keep on trollin.!

[floppy9100]

U sir win

[Ixdriftz]

The actual review doesn't look too bad, at least when he gets started. He is a bit duhhh thought...

[KeijiKG]

@KrunchtheKremlin

It does describe him perfectly. Even if Chris Bores hit his 60s, I'd still call him a kid because of his mentality. Fact!