Little Red

Part two of my English project. You'll notice a reference to 'Bloodletting' and Superman.

Little Red Riding Hood went for an innocent little trot in the woods. Picked up wild berries, wild flowers, and chestnuts along the way to Grandma's crib. Her momma said, "Stay on the path at all times, don't you leave the little path no matter what. Don't talk to strangers; don't accept any candy. Just mind your damn business and skip merrily away and enjoy your dandy day."

Bad Wolf comin' your way. Better get home fast or he'll take you away to his Fortress of Solitude to have his devious ways with you. Wanna do bad things to you.

Little Red Riding Hood stepped off the little path. Damn, she misunderstood all the warning signs her momma gave her 'bout the Big Bad Wolf that knocked down all the piggy's houses. No wonder people make shit out of bricks now. So anyway Little Red wandered away from the path that her momma told her about when suddenly a big furry animal said, "Hi. Hello. How do you? That name's Mark St. Valentine and I've lost my way. Mind telling me which direction is East?" "Hi. Hello. Everything's swell. The name's Little Red Riding Hood and I'm on my way to my Grandma's crib. Maybe she can tell you cuz I sure as hell don't." Mark St. Valentine said, "No, but thanks!" and continued in a whacked out frenzy. And Little Red skipped merrily away and enjoyed her dandy day.

Bad Wolf comin' your way. Better get home fast or he'll take you away to his Fortress of Solitude to have his devious ways with you. Wanna do bad things to you.

Upon arrival at Grandma's crib, Grandma didn't hesitate one bit to open up the big ol' door to let Little Red inside her humble abode. "Ooh gurl, what big eyes you got! Ooh gurl, what big ears you got! Ooh gurl, what a big nose you got! Ooh gurl, what big hands you got! Ooh gurl, what big feet you got! Ooh gurl, what big teeth you got!" said Little Red. "The better to eat you with." replied the Big Bad Wolf. But just in time Little Red pulled out a gun from her knicker knocker's. And shot the Big Bad Wolf square in the face. And all his membranes splattered on the wall. Ain't nothin' left but a big black hole in his big bad face. Little Red cooked his flesh in a big badass wolf stew and mourned her poor ol' Grandma.

© Sean K. 10

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[MatureViewer]

You are extremely talented (well duh... you got into Juilliard). Would like to show you my appreciation for these lovely videos you are uploading for us to see. :)

[Tismesue]

Brilliant .... I think you have a great life ahead of you! I like the Jace Everett influence!

[MariMcMarson]

This is awesome dude! I love it :D

[OMGZALLAMA]

Baaahhh. Amazing. I was reading along as you were singing, so I definitely did not expect that ending XD

I like it a lot <3

[addnamehere]

:] Thanks!!!!!!

[DawnlessSkys]

Damn that's awesome.