"Much Ado About Shin Makoku" - Yuuri discovers yet another outlandish Shin Makoku tradition when he accidentally triggers his own soulmate selection ceremony. Skit for Nekocon cosplay, 2009.
Transcript:
Gunther: And then, of course that sort of remark didnt sit well with the Queen of Francia, so naturally she Your Majesty?
Yuuri: Yes? What? Sorry
Gunther: NO! Your majesty! You musnt do that! D:
Yuuri: Do what, Gunther?
Gunther: Oh! Leaning against the south window at a quarter past four in the afternoon on November 7th with your head tilted at a slight angle and your ankles crossed is the time-honored traditional stance of being ready to accept a mate by way of three-part selection!
Yuuri: What?!? You have GOT to be kidding me!
Gunther: No time for that now, your Majesty! I will go round up the three most eligible matches for you, and we will begin the ceremony!
Yuuri: What? But Ithis doesnt make sense.
He is cut off by Yozak, who appears from nowhere.
Yozak: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to His Majesty King Yuuris Soulmate Selection Ceremony! Now, please welcome tonights special guest: King Yuuri himself!
Yuuri: Hey, everyone.
Yozak: Now, Your Majesty, on the other side of this wall are three contests. You will have exactly three questions to ask, understand? Before we choose your soulmate!
Yuuri: What?? But -
Yozak: Excellent! Alright, your Majesty. Question #1!
Yuuri: I*sigh* Okay, fine. Contest numberuh, one. We are going on a romantic cruise getaway. What are you doing?
Gunther: A romantic cruise getaway? With his majesty? Oh, the churning sea which churns like my love for his majesty! The sea air which blows like a refreshing breeze through my pure heart, carrying my feelings to him! OhhhhHEIIKAAAA!!!
Yuuri: Er. Contest number three?
Sara: Hmm I would have to say that I would be spending most of my time at the prow of the ship, carefully channeling your energy into a weapon to slaughter the opposing navies of all those who would stand in our way!
Yuuri: Right. Okay. Contestant number two? What would you be doing if we were on a cruise together?
Wolfram: Vomiting.
Yuuri: Question number two. What kinds of things do you do for fun? Contestant three?
Sara: Im sorry, Im unfamiliar with the word.
Yuuri: Fine. Last question. Where would your ideal place be for a private moment?
*Gunther recovers*
Yozak: One is awake, your Majesty!
Yuuri: Contestant One? Where would you take me for a private moment?
Gunther: A private moment? With his majesty?! I-grck! *NOSEBLEED. He passes out again*
Yozak: Nevermind.
Yuuri: Contestant Three?
Sara: A coffin.
Yuuri: Hokay. Well. Two?
Wolfram: Wellthe old, dirty building seemed to work out just fine, but Id prefer a bedroom in the future, thanks.
Yuuri: What?
Yozak: Right! Well, since Contestant Number One is dead, and Three is a total creeper, that leavesContestant Number Two!
Wolfram: Well, what a turn of events this is. Engaged to my own fiancée.
Yuuri: W-Wolfram? You were my ideal soulmate all along?
Wolfram: You questioned this?
Yozak: Now, as per Mazoku Tradition, we seal the pact! If you would, your Majesty?
Yuuri: Would what? What do I have to do now?
Wolfram: Ugh. You wimp.
Yozak: Alls well that ends well, right? *winks*
Gunther: OhHeikkaa
was it 2 girls playing wolfram and yuuri? it just sounded like girls with kind of deep voices.... no offence at all if it's a guy.. lol loved it u guys were awesome!
actorchild1040 1 year ago
@actorchild1040 Yes. The cast is entirely female, with the exception of Gwendal who incidentally had no lines.
Thanks!
TheBitterSuite 1 year ago