How To Spank Your Neighbor

Honestly, who writes the word "spankety" in a rushed letter to his neighbor? His NEIGHBOR!! Does the letter, or the plot itself, have anything to do with spanking? Did Porky (Pokey) spank himself while writing that letter? Did he imagine himself spanking Ness while writing that letter?
Whoa now, I think these questions are better left for Jerry Springer.

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Gaming

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• earthbound
• mother
• ness
• pokey
• porky
• spankety

[BizzarreProductions]

"Does the letter, or the plot itself, have anything to do with spanking?"

Actually, in the Japanese version, Aloysius gives Pokey and Picky a spanking in the beginning of the game. I don't think that's what Pokey meant, though...