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Uploaded by on Dec 18, 2010

(UK) Series 2 - Episode 18 - E. Peterbus Unum.
(US) Same!

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Police Officer: Hey, that's against the law; you're coming with me!

Peter: Uh, uh, uh. Can't touch me! Can't touch me! Ju - Ju - Ju - Ju - Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2, I've got diplomatic immunity, so, Hammar, you can't Sue. I can write grafitte, even Jay Walk in the street. I can right-a-loop, not give a hoot, and touch your sisters teet. Can't Touch Me! Can't Touch Me!

[Starts spinning around on the ground]

Mayor West: What in God's name is he doing?

Peter: Can't Touch Me!

Cleveland: I beleive that's the worm.

Peter: Stop! Peter time! I'm a big shot! Theres no doubt! Lite a fire, then pee it out!
Don't like it? Kiss my rump! Just for a minute, lets all do the bump!

Instrumental

Can't touch me! Yeah! Do the Peter Griffin bumb! Can't touch me! I'm presedental Peter! Interen's think I'm hot! Don't care if your handicapped, I'll still park in your spot! I've been around the world! From Hartford to Backbay! It's Peter! Go Peter! I'm so Peter! Yo, Peter! Lets see Regis rap this way! Can't touch me!

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  • Seriously guys leave Chao500 alone. Does it really matter that there is no video? No it doesn't! This guy uploads lots of these videos with good quality and not many people appreciate it and just insult it by saying "why is there no video" bla bla bla. Its NOT a rickroll and its not 240p where u can hardly hear it so stop moaning and keep your negative opinions to yourself.

  • lol 0:45 i sware he says do the peter griffin fuck

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  • PETER RULES :D

  • I meant -3

  • What episode is this?

  • (Me and my best friend walking though Wal-mart, me singing like a idiot.)

    Her: STOP!

    Me: HAMMER TIME!

    Like if this happen to you before.. o_o

  • funny

  • if you click 8 then 7 quickly he says i dont care if you touch me LOL

  • lol

  • Im not.lying when I say Ive had this memorized since I was six.

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