Arley's Bible City

Arley came to visit the Grace Church Teens reunion.
"The store used to be . . . Arley's Bible City. We've got everything you need for navigatin' the narrow way, and we was in downtown, we was in downtown Rooster Poop, you know, but we kind of outgrowed the place, and so we moved out to the warehouse there, out toward Buzzard Bottom. You know those towns have kind of growed together, and it's kind of hard to tell where Buzzard Bottom stops and Rooster Poop starts.

Anyway, but you might be wondering what an entrepreneur like me sells and comes up with. You know, at Arley's Bible city, we've got everything, we got your KJV, King James Version, got your NIV, got your NASB, got your RSVP Bible, everthing. RSVP Bible, you just fill out the card, if you accept Jesus, you just fill it out and send it in to reserve your seat at the wedding feast.

You know, I was with my son, you know, when you're in business, and you're always having to innovate, you never know when the perspiration is going to hit you. So I was there with my son reading this story, we was at bedtime readin' this story, and it was one of his favorite books, and then it come to me, You know, why not engage all your senses when you're studying God's Word.

Thanks to Luke Lewis for his comedy routine as Arley.

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Comedy

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