Parody - "The Wigger Song" (Nickelback's "rockstar")

I laugh at skinny, little white kids heading to the clubs
In muscle shirts and gold chains, ridin on dubs
They didn't turn out the color they wanted to be...

They got blonde hair, and wife beaters, eminem style
They think they're gonna star in the next 8mile
When they rap they wonder "why's everyone laughin at me?"

Well, the speakers and the rims were a real good plan,
But, they look kinda stupid on a minivan
Does your Mom even know XZIBIT pimped her ride for free?

I guess the funniest thing of all is watching you try to dunk a basketball
Could someone lower the rim another couple of feet?

Seems like MTV's to blame for making all these white kids lame...

NOW YOU ALL GOTTA HELP ME SING THE WIGGER SONG
CAUSE YOUR STYLE'S JUST RIGHT, BUT YOU LOOK SO WRONG
THAT'S A WEIRD ACCENT THAT YOU'RE TALKING WITH
CAUSE YOU'RE WHITER THAN WAYNE BRADY AND WILL SMITH
I KNOW THAT YOU WANNA BE A BIG RAP STAR, BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT COLOR YOU ARE
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WANNA LIVE THE REAL THUG LIFE, BUT YOU DIDN'T LIVE IT GROWING UP IN CLEVELAND HEIGHTS...
HEY, HEY, YOU ARE NOT A G-FUNK
HEY, HEY, YOU'RE JUST A SKINNY WHITE PUNK

Well, you could be yourself, but that's a hassle
Gonna need a bodyguard, cause you're such an asshole,
You'd go on Maury to see who your Daddy could be...

So, pull your pants back up, forget the fashion,
Cause you're never gonna get to the Playboy Mansion,
You're just like Michael Jackson, in reverse, to me....

I guess that MTV's to blame for making all these white kids lame

NOW YOU ALL GOTTA HELP ME SING THE WIGGER SONG
CAUSE YOUR STYLE'S JUST RIGHT, BUT YOU LOOK SO WRONG
THAT'S A WEIRD ACCENT THAT YOU'RE TALKING WITH
CAUSE YOU'RE WHITER THAN WAYNE BRADY AND WILL SMITH
I KNOW THAT YOU WANNA BE A BIG RAP STAR, BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT COLOR YOU ARE
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WANNA LIVE THE REAL THUG LIFE, BUT YOU DIDN'T LIVE IT GROWING UP IN CLEVELAND HEIGHTS...
MIGHT NEVER EVEN NEED A JOB, IN YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE LIVING LIKE A SLOB
IF THE SLACKER LOOK SUITS YOU JUST FINE, YOU MAY AS WELL CHANGE YOUR NAME TO FEDERLINE...
HEY, HEY, YOU ARE NOT A G-FUNK
HEY, HEY, YOU'RE JUST A SKINNY WHITE PUNK

Gonna sing this song to offend the wiggers
Always arguing over whose rims are bigger
For the life of me, I just can't figure
Why you'd want to look like such a....
... douchebag....

Category:

Music

Tags:

• parody
• nickelback
• rockstar
• live
• music
• acoustic
• comedy
• humor
• wigger
• song

[demonx406]

@KingHawa I'm white. I don't know you. I have not assumed anything about you. If you saw a bunch of little black kids dressing like skinheads and putting rebel flags in the back windows of their trucks, would you think it odd? Maybe a bit silly? Same principle. I don't assume that you think I'm an inbred alcoholic who lives in a mobile home in the south. It would be pretty ignorant for me to assume that I know what you think. I think this video is great. Feel free to judge me now. =)

[dirtyboybrad]

lol 38 ppl are wiggers who listened to this song, props dude!!

[nickjonasiscool1]

I did a cover of this song.. :D

[IroniKronik]

great voice. great song. MtV is to blame lol. its all "ghetto" shit and white people being an idiot. try to make a parody of an eminem song i would love to see what you got. love the song.

[rlpounds]

I love it!!!!

[devnm]

This is pretty damn good and accurately stereotypical. Weird Al Yankovic would be proud.

[mikeyboy168]

this song is very stereotypical. i get called a wigger often

because i dress baggy

and i do like my loud rap music so i do have speakers.

yes i would like a nice car maybe not with rims but something that looks and runs good

however..

i do not try to rap

i talk whiter than the president

i do not try nor have i ever even so much as wanted to be a thug or gang member

people should better elaborate between those with personal style preference

and those who wish to be a different color.

[breathetosk8]

lol good lyrics but i think nickelback fans are lamer then wiggers HAHA listen to real rock music

[salmonsen28]

Not a washburn..its an Ibanez, only know because i HAVE THE SAME ONE NOT YOU HAH

[theloveofthesunshine]

TO APG cleveland

well thought out song! PLEASE do a BETTER Sounding One! please! i would love to jam this to the neighbors but i need it clearer! PLEASE!!!!!

[juggalo3467]

Bravo!!! Awesome song!