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Neutra Face : An Ode On A Typeface (A Bearded Poker Face Parody)

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Uploaded on Nov 30, 2009

An homage to the Neutra typeface inspired by the song Poker Face by Lady GaGa.

'NEUTRA' is actually pronounced 'NOY-trah', but that escaped our knowledge in the fits of fun we were having doing this project. Word.

download song here:
http://jarkandmason.blogspot.com/2009...

lyrics (vocals may differ slightly):

I lay it out like they do in magazines
check out this typeface it's like smoking nicotine (I love it)
using Adobe's not the same without a Mac
if it was lead it would be lined up on a track

oh,oh,oh,oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll mock it up, show you what I got
oh,oh,oh,oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll mock it up, show you what I got

You'll read my,
You'll read my,
You can read my Neutra Face
(Even if it's bold italic)
You'll read my,
You'll read my,
You can read my Neutra Face
(Even if it's bold italic)

N-n-n-neutra face, n-n-n-neutra face
nah nah nah nah
N-n-n-neutra face, n-n-n-neutra face
nah nah nah nah

Thought about Futura but the em space was to wide
not even when condensed,believe me i've already tried
Gill sans the G is wack when it's in lowercase
Avante Garde you make me hard but like Helvetica you've been played

oh,oh,oh,oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll mock it up, show you what I got
oh,oh,oh,oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll mock it up, show you what I got

You'll read my,
You'll read my,
You can read my Neutra Face
(Even if it's bold italic)
You'll read my,
You'll read my,
You can read my Neutra Face
(Even if it's bold italic)

N-n-n-neutra face, n-n-n-neutra face
nah nah nah nah
N-n-n-neutra face, n-n-n-neutra face
nah nah nah nah

I won't tell you that you're modern
post- or nouveau
cause I'm hype'n with my type'n
I'm not freehandin', letterpressin', texting or skywriting
like a finger on a keyboard
break a nail before I cross you
see my references, reference this
check this font cause it's sans serif

You'll read my,
You'll read my,
You can read my Neutra Face
(Even if it's bold italic)
You'll read my,
You'll read my,
You can read my Neutra Face
(Even if it's bold italic)

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  • PorcelainSpider

    How geek am I? Beardy geeks parodying Lady Gaga way hotter than the Lady! (and I get all the printmaking references)

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  • reneerockets1000

    This just made my day. Possibly my week. Sheer genius, thanks y'all.

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  • Sean Hickman

    Expand the video description, second paragraph :)

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  • DollxLullaby

    I love them..... for ever <3

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  • Susan Moulton

    That is how you say it in English.

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  • Daniel Howells

    You're pronouncing "Neutra" wrong throughout the video.

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  • Francis Buiza

    Can someone transcribe the lyrics of this song? :) I'm not English. Thanks in advance!

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  • Adam Micevski

    I'll mock it up, show you what I got.

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  • DollxLullaby

    Beard is my fetish <3

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  • DollxLullaby

    TOTALLY

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  • ahhcrap101

    This guy in the bath tub is sexy :)

    

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  • Vorodecky

    Amazing. I also love how they make fund of the ubersexualization of videos. ;)

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