The Firing of Chris Schmidt from Softball (Vince McMahon Style 5)

Watch Vince Mcmahon Style 1 Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6XZtAQXLpk

Vince McMahon Style 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz-wHemhY-k

Vince McMahon Style 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F5NLjfgvIk

Watch Vince McMahon Style 4 Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug3dDhU287k

I apologize for the rough edit. I had uploading troubles so I had to make do with what I had. The editing was horrid but it was the best I could do so I apologize. I hope to have it fixed in time for my next Vince McMahon Style promo video.



Here's the scoop on this one: Chris Schmidt was supposed to play on our team but will now only be a temporary member because of him not being able to pay, this was actually more of a manager's decision that it was his but we figured it would make sense to make a rant/promo video on him anyway, here is the script to the video:

*jumps off roof to make appearance*
Chris Shcmidt, Schmidtler, Schmidtsky, Schmidtigans,Schmidtapalooza
It's not you, it's me.
I'm sorry to say this, but our time together has come to an end
We ask one thing of you: Show up, and you can't do it
If You think mowing the grass is more important
Than showing your will power on the rugged battlefields of the softball diamond well...
That just explains why you're a whiny, short tempered, Nazi, jew hating son of a bitch.
But hey, none of us liked you anyway
The train chugs better without overly dramatic, wannabe frat boys like yourself riding in the caboose.
If I have hear one more story about your bullshit drinking
I'm gonna take that lisp of yours
and I'm gonna Smash it, pound it, rape it, and DESTROY IT *starts yelling while beating baseball bat into ground*
*momentary heavy breathing*
Sorry about that that
I get little emotional at times when I think of people
That don't show up to softball practice.
Well Schmidtburg, I'm gonna let that fragile psyche of yours down gently
so...*does backflip*
YOU"RE FiRED!
*Magically disappears*


The song at the beginning is "Still Life" by Zebrageist. If you like the snippet you can download that song and 5 other of their songs at reverbnation.com/zebrageist

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