Smith & Smith - Don't Take The Kids

Taken from Episode 12 of Season 5 (1981-1982)

You got the chance, you're makin' plans
To have a holiday
Pack your bags and check your tags
You'll soon be on your way
You should leave one thing behind
To guarantee your peace of mind
Shangri-la is what you'll find
If you don't take the kids

Don't take the kids, mm-mm
I said don't take the kids, mm-mm

You won't relax, you won't have fun
With those little stinkers makin' you run
Eyes won't sparkle, love won't bloom
With a couple of six-year-olds in the room
Take my advice, you'll be glad you did
And just don't take the kids
I said don't take the kids

When you take a tot, a vacation it's not
It's just a big mistake
You'll be washin' his clothes and wipin' his nose
And fishin' him out of the lake
He'll make strange, he'll whine and weep
And he'll make sure you don't get no sleep
And you'll end up screamin' at the little creep
So just don't take the kids

Don't take the kids, mm-mm
I said don't take the kids, mm-mm

Kids are great, but now and then
It's nice to be alone again
Not all the time, just once a year
The kids'll understand, my dear
If it wasn't for us, they wouldn't even be here
So let's don't take the kids
I said don't take the kids
No, don't take the kids

Category:

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• kids

[burninginlove84]

lmfao!!!