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Do You Speak English? -Yes, Sure

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Published on May 19, 2012

The guys from Russia exceeded the speed limit and decided to speak in English with a Ukrainian policeman. They were sure that he does not understand English and just let go and they will not have to pay a fine. But ...
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- Cops! Look ... - Ohhh, come on. Are you kidding me?
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- What do they want from us? - OK... I've exceeded the speed limit, so what? - Crap! Why? We are in a foreign country...
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- Oh come on... Let's trick him in English, you know they are dumb. - Wow, right! Talk to him in English, yeah?
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- Ok, just don't giggle! - I won't! And you try not to!
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- Road Police Sergeant Kolomiets. Please show your IDs.
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- IDs! IDs! IDs! Do you understand me? IDs!
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- STOP! One moment!
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-- Good day! Road Police Senior Inspector Kucher
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- Okay, let's issue you some tickets...

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  • shakalek

    Cop = win.

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  • cdog9991

    Wow, that police man speaks better english than most americans in the ghetto. Sad.

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  • OMANwww

    fake, but well done

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  • wahinesurfergirl

    grammar nazi, you're doing it "BAD"! :p

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  • wahinesurfergirl

    Well, it's a lot easier cursing in English, than in Spanish, since the English language has a much wider vocabulary than Spanish. Intiendes?

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  • poop pooper

    Hahhahahaha oooowned

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  • vladcrutoy

    Ханах облом

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  • MrViodiesel

    @n.jac Otnicaj

    Yeah, you're kinda right.... Pinoys are speaking excellent English, I know that.Though, mind your step. Russia and its relatives, like Ukraine (sorry folks from Ukr, they don't know you're different and in hate) do not speak English because they don't like it and they dont need it."Ya? Rusky!"This is the answer you will receive in Odessa if trying to speak English. America is only pretending. Russia is doing. Btw, why is English spoken in Philipines? Why is Spanish forgotten?Wind?

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  • princeofdarkness51

    youre not ukrainian I doubt it. or youre very stupid which is it?

    my great granparents did'nt speak russian. onlyu ukrainian, russian was forced on citizens. As you say 20 years ur so stupid ukrainian language is very old. soviet union took ukraine in 1922. ukraine declared independance in 1917 ukraine then became soviet republic in 1922. in 1649 ukrain cossack hetnate, before 1199 kingdom of galicia and volynia, before kievan rus, 882.

    russian was developed in novgorod russia. Idiot!!

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  • tlifo

    подстава ебаная

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  • kaimln

    Even here (USA), many people do not speak English 'well' :p

    They speak it "good" lol. You went on a proper English rant. Just trying to help you out for the future ;) Speak well, NOT good :)

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  • RussiasNumber1

    go look at a 19 century map of Russia. If you can tell, Ukraine was part of Russia. And that was before the Ussr. Ive lived in Odessa hah, no different from Russia.

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