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Killer: Have you checked the children?
Me: Oh good idea. Could you make sure they went to bed?
Killer: What?
Me: Yah, I forgot to make sure they were in bed. I will be back around 10 and then you can go and if the parents call just text me and i will take care of it from the party! Bye!
Killer: Ok.....
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Chinese guy: hewrow?
Stranger: have you checked the children?
Chinese Guy: no ry?
Stranger: well you should cause-
Chinese guy: rut tee hewrl are you doing in hrrr pong! Gert back In tee shawp!!
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Stranger: Have you checked..... the children?
Me: Yeah, they're almost golden brown. Want one?
Strander: O_e'' No thanks I'm good..... *click*
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Stranger: Have you checked the children???
Me: Say that again
Stranger: Have you chhheckkkked the children
Me: Say it again
Stranger: Your getting me mad
Me: oh yeah baby get mad im almost done
Stranger: what??
Me: oooooh shit yeah come on....your voice is so hot..nut nut nut...with that voice we can make some children bebe..
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i watched this when i was 7 i woudnt pick up the phone for 2 years
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Me- I killed the children!!! And yours are next!
Stranger- Haha. I have no children.
Me- Then your girlfriend!
Stranger- Uhh ya. None of those either.
Me- Well get one, you low life ******* piece of useless **** lying in a pile of yourself and licking **** 'cuz you wish you had one.
Stranger- :O
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Stranger: Have you checked ...... The children ?
Me: No , I check my basment in a few ;)
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Stranger: have you checked the children?..
Me: no ill check...there in my digestive system.
Stanger:
2 months ago 3
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Stranger: "have you checked the children?"
me: "god dammit BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR i said NO COOKIES!"
3 months ago 8
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Stranger: Have you checked...the children?
Me: The ones in the basement or the ones in the attic?
Stranger: ....... *click*
3 months ago 2
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OH F*** THE CHILDREN! MY SHIFT IF OFFICIALLY OVER!!
XxNightLeafxX 8 months ago 103
Stranger on Phone: HAVE YOU CHECK THE CHILDRENNNNNNNNNNN?
Me: Oh right, there still in the oven. Thanks dude.
Shinjite1754 7 months ago 36