"Ode to Pale Force."

"The reason I look like this is because my father is from Sweden and my mother is Elton John." - Jim Gaffigan
J. Gaff and Conesy have teamed up to fight crime with their radiant skin, so I decided to do my part and write a little diddy to accompany them on their journeys.

give em a hand - i know you can
jim gaffigan and conan obrien
fighting tan as best they can
with the bland against every leather man
and theyre oh so masculine
well at least one of them

pale has never looked so good
i wouldnt get color if i could
id never go outside again
if it meant we could all be friends
and i could fight crime side by side
standing by my two most favorite guys

when i grow up i want to be pale
i want to be transparent
when i grow up i want laser beams for nipples - i want to save the weak and crippled with my invisible skin

if you agree with me
sing these words up to the ceiling
sing them loud and long
the legion of pale is a million members strong! lady bronze is going down!
so conan turn that frown upside down
act like a man youre embarassing yourself now.

pale has never looked so gay
but i mean that in a good way
lets all meet up at salt lake
and rejoice that we're opaque
the state of the world's at stake
so lets see what our combined lack of color can make now.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

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• o'brien
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[MsSarita08]

Rock on pale sister.

[jmc8197]

U look pretty

[kimpatry]

@keto6789 wasssh shes not ><

[Danny7618]

She is still hot!! I wanna see some new videos of her!!! I support her music!!! If she sees this, email me so we can get to know each other. I'll let you know more about me. I live in NYC.

[darylsed]

Team Conan!!

[keto6789]

mmmmmmm you're hot!

[Danny7618]

Still hot a year later!

[TenchinMogutso]

Pale is the new tan

[disneyluvvers]

i rele lyk thiz, ferrell, it's gr\ate

[TheEbonicsCorrector]

pale has never looked so gay,

but in a good way,

lets meet up at salt lake.

nice song babe!

[xojtom13ox]

that was amazing. ily♥

it made my rainy day xD