Christmas Song for Liz

I used to stay up late
For the morning I couldnt wait
Then my friends said Santa wasnt real
And I didnt know how to feel.

I used to wake with joy
To unwrap a brand new toy
Now when I awake Im sad
Cause Im told its not Santa, just mom and dad.

Christmas Eve in bed
I placed my pillow under my head
Thoughts of doubt abound
But then I heard a Magic Christmas sound.

I heard Santas sleigh bells ringing
Merry Christmas choirs were singing
Reindeer clippity-clopping loudly
Santa down the chimney proudly

There he was in his suit so red
He said you tell anyone, youll end up dead
I nodded my head to go along
But when he left I wrote this song

Word got out to good Chris Kringle
He found out about my little jingle
Turned out he was a little pissed
Now Im on his naughty and his HIT list.

Killer elves were sent for me
They werent full of Christmas glee
Last Christmas had to hide and run
And the holiday just wasnt as fun

Cause I hear Santas sleigh bells jingling
They would start my ears a-tingling
Only added to the Christmas stress
I got myself into such a mess

I relocated and changed my name
Celebrating Christmas just wasnt the same
Now it makes me weep
Cause hes sees me when I sleep

I hear Santas sleigh bells ringing
Merry Christmas choirs are singing
The reindeer landed oh so softly
Santa sneaking to assault me

A whole new reason to stay up late
Not excited but so afraid
Santa is not fake
But learning that was a big mistake

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Merry
• Christmas
• Liz

[Somekindavictory]

You guys are weirdos. Make a song for me. You're never with me for Christmas either.

[CalliRichelle]

Brillant! Was the song a collaborative(sp?) effort? I love it...I would like you to make it available for my Ipod.