My Only Scottish Joke

This is the only joke Trish knows. This is a Scottish joke being told at a Scottish wedding on the Isle of Bute at the reception.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Joke
• Scotland
• Scottish
• Scotts
• Whiskey

[kkeith11]

just gotta say, it's the Isle of Bute, not the Isle of Butte ... I know it's not important but it's where I call home :-)

Good joke though

[luvyouguys]

Thanks for the spelling correction! We stayed on the Isle of Bute for about a week and we found it fabulous! You are very luck to call that home.

[youngturksrule]

a hink shes been on the malt whisky

[garali1973]

Sounds like thats been run through somebodys system already.

[alisonconnelly1]

you not funny i am from scotland

[stuee11]

that was just awful

[linoma57]

@Fitheach1 what!

[linoma57]

@Sonoraman actually, thats how the grand canyon was made, a scotsman dropped a penny in a ditch

[linoma57]

scottish paranormal convention the head speaker says has anybody here ever had a sexual experience with a ghost, and this wee guy fae aberdeen sitting in the back says ghost!  .........a thought yea said a goat.

[Antzcceltic1]

it has been run through somebodys system already,

coz that wis pure pish

[GregC215]

A scotch pie walks into a pub and asks for a beer. The barman says "we dont serve food here".

[GregC215]

A planes engines suddenly die whilst in-air. A woman, thinking she is going to die, rips off her top and bra and shouts "someone make me feel like a woman for the last time". A scots man stands up, rips off his shirt and says "Haw hen, iron this"

[pppdc55]

@EuanMcKee1984 haha good one. we've got the same joke with east-germans and west-germans (gdr/frg)

[jak5edmond]

this is the worst shite i've ever heard... its not funny, and im from scotland.

and yer dug need a mezoil!