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Uploaded by on Jun 27, 2010

i just "came"
(DISCLAIMER) I dont own this content!!!

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  • hi there! i'm a spanish guy so I don't understand the "i just came" sense, could ya help me?

  • @gowey18 well it meens....well its past tence for cum wich is like sperm a little, and its all sticky and gross

  • missed the like button sorry...

  • @1tim64 its ok

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  • LOL Me and my guy friend totally pulled off the sticky joke!!!

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  • Why did it skiped a bit?

  • WHAT THE HELL DID @cheeseandHProck SAY!!!!???!!!!!

  • I sort of did the sticky joke ^^; people behind me set us up and I turned around and said "He just came" :) and pointed at the random guy siting next to me. my friend, her BF, and my BF couldn't stop laughing :D

  • @cheeseandHProck You're a sack of putrid shit

    Dig a hole! Jump in it!

    You really don't deserve to be left alive

    So hold your breath until you're blue

    Fuck your mom and sister too!

    Your family and friends will all die because of what you've done today

  • @cheeseandHProck So grab a knife and take a stab, you handicapped vagina scab

    You honestly make me sick and I want to kick you

    How'd you even learn to walk you wrinkly little poodle cock?

    If I was your mother I'd drown your ass in boiling water

  • @cheeseandHProck That was fun, but now you're done

    You're outta luck because you suck

    You're not quite as good as everyone else who plays it

    Don't continue just give in you silly boob ya fuckin' noob

    Just turn of the power and cry yourself to sleep, you pussy

  • @cheeseandHProck STFU ASshole I think you look more of an ass than I di that's right I said it whatcha gonna do about it cry? I've got some thing to say to you cocksucker and my grammar's fine dumbshit

  • So I saw Breaking Dawn Part I at the theater today. Me and my friend were sitting, watching the previews when someone starts to sit down behind us. The couple next to them suddenly yell "No no no don't sit there! There's something sticky all over!" So, of course, I say 'I just came.' I swear, the guy next to me almost pissed himself.

  • @hotchik966 does work i always wanted to try it lol!

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