I believe the stress/vibration happened when I blasted your late mother off my 363 ft. cock into an unstable low earth orbit.
This orbit rapidly decayed causing her the hit the atmospere at a high enough rate that her overly oiled vagina caught fire first ...and like an ignighted gasoline slick caused her uterus to erupt like a 55 gallon drum of lighter fluid.
Later I installed her ashes into my neighbors cats ass (Mr. Wiggles) ,a short time later he shit you out into your mothers exact image.
@MightySaturn5 Seems like a complicated way to make such a failure of a baby.
Polybun 2 years ago
Gene Cernan is class !
DeejayDREAM 2 years ago
Geez... the count stopped by a cranky computer! So that's what happened!
BigKwell 2 years ago
Guess you still haven't seen an expert about your mental problems. May I suggest cyanide. It would make the planet one asshole lighter!
un4g1v3n1 3 years ago
I believe the stress/vibration happened when I blasted your late mother off my 363 ft. cock into an unstable low earth orbit.
This orbit rapidly decayed causing her the hit the atmospere at a high enough rate that her overly oiled vagina caught fire first ...and like an ignighted gasoline slick caused her uterus to erupt like a 55 gallon drum of lighter fluid.
Later I installed her ashes into my neighbors cats ass (Mr. Wiggles) ,a short time later he shit you out into your mothers exact image.
MightySaturn5 3 years ago
3:00 mark wheres the stress/vibration in the anots voice?
un4g1v3n1 3 years ago
Great!!
BasserPeti 3 years ago