Dilbert: Good Morning and Bad Listener Video

http://www.dilbert.com/animation

by Scott Adams

Dilbert's Dogbert puts the mourn in good morning and hears, but does not listen.

in Good Morning, Dilbert says, 'Is there more to life than just working?' Dogbert says, 'Yes, there's also the complaining about work, the nightly periods of unconsciousness and sweet sweet death.' Dilbert says, 'Maybe I should have kids.' Dogbert says 'To share the joy?'

In Bad Listener, Dilbert says, 'Lately every person I deal with seems to disappoint me. Every meeting starts late, every answer is misleading, every deadline is ignored and all work is shoddily done. I guess what I'm saying is that today I need some empathy.' Dogbert says, 'You are totally blocking my view of the wall.'

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Dilbert
• RingTales
• animation
• cartoon
• comic
• Dogbert
• family
• kids
• office
• work
• job
• frustration
• empathy
• sarcasm
• evil

[aihuman001]

"quote from the video"

[vincentpol]

cuz he'z a dawg, dawg.

[EvilDeadDJ]

fag

[tweek763]

man, dilbert is funny and all but sometimes he can be downright depressing. here is to never working in an office

[pickles454]

is dogbert eating rocks?

[Bellairs120466]

When Dogbert chews, his mouth looks like this:

-( )

[SapphireMist888]

First toon sounds just like my life. The second sounds like me when I'm talking to my boss.

[theend1245]

wtf yo is this supposed to be funny ?

[MrFlyguy124]

@aihuman001 aww come on

[Lisergishnu]

In the first comic, when he says "to share the Joy?", Dogbert knows he's gotten himeself into a superior state of trolling.

[jpheitman]

DAMN that is some crunchy cereal!