John Cleese Carefully Considers Your Futile Comments

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[Herp Derp]

"I'd rather be a Greybeard"

Your move, Bethesda.

[ryan spain]

"I'd rather be a greybeard"

John Cleese has just won all of the internet.

[HoratioMoonraker]

Is this the right room for an argument? I was thinking a 5 minute argument and then see how it goes on from there. I've just suffered 10 minutes of simple contradiction elsewhere and would really appreciate the engagment of an argument as a collected series of statements in order to establish a proposition.

[Jennifer Faultner]

I find in intensely amusing to show stupid people how stupid they are instead of trying to tell them. (Or show their friends anyways).

Me: *after being insulted* You're SUCH a homosapien!

Idiot: No, YOU are! *high fives friends*

Me: Thanks! I KNOW I'm human! :)

Idiot: *him and friends are mentally short circuiting*

Me: *huge smarmy grin of self-satisfied accomplishment* ;D

[johnhall77]

Also, John Cleese is a ignorant, arrogant bigot. (-D

[johnhall77]

John Cleese should be dead and buried.

[HoverboardFan14]

the king from shrek 2?

[MyShreddedSanity]

A little slow on the uptake mate?

[DeJayHank]

Wait.. John Cleese answers.. and his name is Michael Palin... wat?

[Palifiox]

Hello Eric. How bona to vada your eek. 

[8bobthebuilder]

omg it's funny.

[gungundudeable]

Like a man