God broke the monument...because he hates the bush family...and republicans...and larry the cable guy. They're all going to hell. While the rest of the world panics, I'm going to hang out with the mayans and watch the hobbit part 1. They've been counting down to this movie for YEARS!
Good Lord, this guy would see anything as a sign from God. "Hmmm, the needle on the fuel gauge in my car is almost on empty. This is a sign from God. He's telling me if I don't get gas soon....I might not make it to work."
There is a specific detailed explanation for these series of judgments. First starting with virgin owners island mansion being struck by lightining and burned down. Then Irene moving into a direct hit on Virginia. Then an earthquake damaging the Washington monument and the national cathedral. I know why these things happened.
I was biking last summer and decided to do a stupid trick on my bike. I then fell and got hurt.
Maybe it was a sign from God....Or then again, maybe if you think about it realistically, I was just doing stupid stunts on my bike and caused myself to get hurt.
Just as maybe this monument getting cracked is a sign from God, or more realistically if you think about it, it was just a storm that caused the crack.
God broke the monument...because he hates the bush family...and republicans...and larry the cable guy. They're all going to hell. While the rest of the world panics, I'm going to hang out with the mayans and watch the hobbit part 1. They've been counting down to this movie for YEARS!
Tapewormz 1 day ago
Good Lord, this guy would see anything as a sign from God. "Hmmm, the needle on the fuel gauge in my car is almost on empty. This is a sign from God. He's telling me if I don't get gas soon....I might not make it to work."
WinstonSmith144 1 week ago
like peter griffin once said . The Oblisk is a giant Penis........
manmachine30 2 weeks ago
@SAUNDERSacts2618 - It's a phallic symbol !
Thespankeydmonkey 2 weeks ago
Funny how Pat never misses an opportunity to think and talk about "Cracks". He must sit around all day thinking about the crack he's sitting on.
Thespankeydmonkey 3 weeks ago
Thier is a crack in my ass Pat, what does that mean?
disposablefreedom 3 weeks ago
What about the CRACK in Pat's head?
Thespankeydmonkey 4 weeks ago
The oblisk is satanic!
SAUNDERSacts2618 1 month ago
There is a specific detailed explanation for these series of judgments. First starting with virgin owners island mansion being struck by lightining and burned down. Then Irene moving into a direct hit on Virginia. Then an earthquake damaging the Washington monument and the national cathedral. I know why these things happened.
ModernDayProphets 1 month ago
I was biking last summer and decided to do a stupid trick on my bike. I then fell and got hurt.
Maybe it was a sign from God....Or then again, maybe if you think about it realistically, I was just doing stupid stunts on my bike and caused myself to get hurt.
Just as maybe this monument getting cracked is a sign from God, or more realistically if you think about it, it was just a storm that caused the crack.
You decide. : D
CheddarBob39 1 month ago