Naxxramas Rap - Learn how to raid by listening to music

Each boss is described, while at the same time giving you insane listening pleasure.
Figure out how to down bosses in under 5 minutes.

Oscen of Korialstrasz.




Spider wing, lets take a trip to anub
Easiest boss in here, killable by all the noobs
when you see insect swarm, kite the boss around the side
A new spider spawns, hit it hard until it dies

Grand widows next, the spider bitch with her pets
when she gets mad, kill one and she rests
she hits hard when shes pissed, keep the tank healed up
just drop the adds when it asks and loot it up

Maxxenas pretty hard, listen closely to the rap
make sure you have a hunter DPS'ing web raps
She enrages at 30, turns into a real fighter
heal through it, you just conquered the wing of spider

millitary wing, this is pretty easy
mind control shit, if its 10 man you got a clicky
bone armor taunt, when its off the other goes
call it out in vent, so your other bro knows to go

Gothik's easy mode, half the raid on each side
one sides dead shit, the other sides filled with live
kill the adds, then the boss jump down
DPS him hard, burn him down to the ground

horsemen are tough, get two people in the back
make sure to switch sides when you get three stacks
DPS the front two, tanks switch when they need it
kill the four and when your done, celebrate cuz you beat it

Head to the plague wing, go up against noth
Tank all the adds and decurse at all costs
keep deeps on the boss, kill adds when he ports
rinse and repeat, this fight is really short

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your raid behind
cause your raid doesn't dance and if they dont we fuckin wipe
Heigans unclean, but just move around the floor
casters up top, when he ports just dance some more

Loatheb is L O L, your DPS is high as hell
kill the spores when they're near, crit chance goes up as well
you cant heal anyone when you see the debuff
heal when you can, thats your only plan

Patchwerk hits hard, but hes actually pretty dumb
he'll hit your tanks and only them throughout the run
Keep the tanks at high health, everyone else a bit less
make sure the DPS is performing at its very best

Grobbulus, oh my god, kite him around the room
When you get the debuff, run away before you boom
Someone tank the adds, get a mage to AoE
Follow this plan you'll never wipe I guarantee

Gluth, just a couple steps away
no trash to clear, not a lot I have to say
DPS the boss, kite the adds in the back
Heal up when its 5 percent, Taunt the boss if you get 3 stacks

Thaddius is last, half the team on each side
tanks get thrown, jump down when they die
positive on the left, negative on the right
switch when it says, good luck on this fight

Now we're gettin serious, Sapphiron is next
AoE damage, heal it up and be the best
when he flys in the air, run back to the door
get behind an ice block, LoS and kill some more

Now we at KT, listen up hes pretty mean
everyone runs together and stops on the green
melee on abomination, ranged on the spirit things
No matter what you do, dont leave that green ring

phase twos comin, tank the boss and don't stack
DPS the boss, kick and CS all his casts
pick up the adds when they spawn
tank them to the side, kill the boss till hes gone

Thats naxxramas, listen once and listen twice
Good luck on rolls when loot drops, hit the dice
Clearin naxx is easy, I'm just lettin ya know
Now you know how it goes, Oscen is a pro

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[PositiveCation]

I really hate seeing such a good idea and good lyrics wasted by your hideous voice. I wish somebody would re-do this so it doesn't sound like my cat is on fire next to my computer.

[10Skyline]

video response.

kthx

[meneghetti7]

u sound liek u got ball in ur mouth

[10Skyline]

coming from the child that plays habbo.

[10Skyline]

4,825 views

[TigerMonkeyLightning]

its probably a voice mask or its not him...

[10Skyline]

it is me

fgt

[evalha007]

lol pretty funny...I'm gonna go out and a limb and guess this person wasn't making a serious attempt at "rap" so insulting his beat or voice just makes yourself look like a moron. Even still, he probably has more more talent than 80% of rappers you hear on the radio.

[Chelsaki]

Lmao awesome

[kylepaul25]

Heal When You Can Thats Your Only Plan

[IDEATHMETALI]

@avisrost40507395 noob

[xMUSTEDx]

Patchwerk HITS hard LMAO!!!!!

[hugemegapie1]

lol nice XD i really want the instrumental for this.........seriously .......please XD i like tht beat alot :D

[xMUSTEDx]

lol id give him a record deal sounds better then lil wayne...

[jackpaht]

lmao. very nice  gonna run naxx now

[AfroNinjaX]

GETE ERE DUN!!

[AfroNinjaX]

lmfao, this is beastly 5/5

[akguitar94]

i typed in "street fighter gets juomed" into the search thingy and this is what came up lmao

great vid tho was funny as hell