Bush and Troy - Fairytale Of Bristol : The Video.

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~~Lyrics~~
It was Christmas Eve babe,
Out by the Hippodrome
An old tramp said to me,
what have the council done?
So many traffic lights
Its gridlocked every night
I gave him 20p
And dreamed of Bristol

But were the lucky ones
Now most of Broadmeads gone
They bulldozed everything...including Primark.
So happy Christmas
Next year itll be alright
I can see a better time, our town won't be a building site
and all our dreams come true

We drink cider from cans
We eat pasty and chips
We got a new TK Maxx
And and some old metal ship
I got the bus into Bristol
On a cold Christmas eve
tried to pay with a tenner
he chucked me off in henleaze

Come on rovers!
Come on city!
Cliftons posh, Eastons sh***y
Shopping trolleys in the Avon and firemen on the downs

All the chavs they go racin
Round the Cumberland Basin
Weve got a famous train station and a really big bridge

And the tramps out on the Gloucester Road
have car-jacked Santas sleigh
And the bells are ringing out, on Temple Way.

College Green skateboard punks,
Hartcliffe prozzies and drunks,
Gimmie Banksy graffitti and a clarkes pie for tea,
The hoodies are buggers
shoot the charity muggers
Happy Christmas my arse!
Ark at ee! Proper job!

And the tramps out on the Gloucester Road
have car-jacked Santas sleigh
And the bells are ringing out, on Temple Way.

Were moving to Withywood
It isn't very good, I got my mobile nicked when I first went there..
So maybe well try Knowle West
Then buy a bullet-proof vest
Let's put up our Christmas tree and dream of Bristol.

And the tramps out on the Gloucester Road
have car-jacked Santas sleigh
And the bells are ringing out, on Temple Way

CHOIR:

Christmas in Withywood, it isnt very good,
And Santa doesnt care about Weston Super Mare

The Broadmead Xmas lights o' what a rubbish sight!
And Out in Almondsbury thevve got a 2 foot tree.

(repeat)

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[formerlyashbrisc11]

@fakeemochild You missed out lad,yates better than ever

[SouthDundryOB]

No moble phones in wivywud in my day if you had a land line You were posh.

[gasheadd1]

the should 'beep' out bristol city instead of 'Easton is s****y, utg, good song tho

[CriddleProductions]

AYY FUCK OFF

BRISTOL ALL FUCKING DAY!!! :D

[walktrevor]

what has bristol done?

[nzpomnz]

went to school there

[fakeemochild]

Ah this makes me miss Bristol. I moved from Yate to Slough. . . its like a different world!

[sizzlassi]

brap brap bristol all day long blud

[Tooh10]

And that's how we Bristolians do it. Pro'er Job Innit.

[oxYesmate]

cuz thats what bristols do