Norman Rockwell is Bleeding (6/7) "Mental Illness: Genetic?"

"I know why I stayed: I was raised by Anti-Dad. I'm an Insult Navy SEAL. But this woman took everything! I mean, this woman took the 'C-word'.... I KNOW! I was like, 'My God, she's perfect!' We've been married thirteen years. We don't have a phone anymore, but I've purchased a real sturdy table."

"I think I'd be a pretty good dad.... No time-out in my house: 'Come here, here's a penny, go play.'"

"I stop at an article titled, 'Mental Illness: Genetic?'"
(Laughs insanely.)
"I have an excuse!"
(More insane laughter.)
"And people who saw me go into the bathroom crying are now watching me sit in my seat hysterically laugh.... the whole plane hit the call button at the same time: BONG!"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Christopher
• Titus
• Norman
• Rockwell
• is
• Bleeding
• improv
• stand-up

[showme68]

it the law in missouri.

[Katatawnic]

@showme68 What is the law in Missouri?

[showme68]

@Katatawnic it a joke i grew up living in one in missouri.

[Katatawnic]

@showme68 Living in "one" what? lol

[RedViolin123]

"hahaha... hahahahahahahah..... hahahahahahahahahahahaha. i have an excuse hahaha" priceless

[Katatawnic]

@RedViolin123 Isn't it, though?! lol

[Xazi2003]

i mean this woman took the c-word..i know! i was like "my god..shes perfect!"

[UltimateDorito]

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE AN EXCUSE"

Me too, man. Me too.

[musicfreak891]

Lol " I have an excuse...."

[showme68]

@Katatawnic a mobile home trailer.