Relive Stone Cold Steve Austin Vol.19(2/2)

At a local church, Booker T played a little bit of Bingo! He even stole an old woman's Bingo card, thinking it would give him a better chance to win! As Booker yelled at the people in the room, a familiar voice called out, "'A,' as in, 'Austin 3:16!'" Booker looked up to see Stone Cold, and the Bookerman then ran from the church away from the Rattlesnake!

Moments later, Booker was looking around the church for places to hide!
Back at the church, a woman went in to give confession, and said that she had sinned -- and Booker T was on the other side! She said she had committed adultery, and the slick Bookerman told her to tell him her sins! She said she had cheated on her husband twice, and told the whole sordid story -- Booker seemed impressed! She even said she videotaped everything! She said she felt guilty and didn't know what to do, and Booker said if she did 18 Hail Marys and sent him the videotape, she would be forgiven!
Back at the church, a man was confessing to Booker about eating too much. Booker questioned if the man had ever been to the red-light district, or smoking the marijuana, and the man said no. Booker said the man's pentance was to give him two Hail Marys, and to stand up right now and get the hell out of his office! Booker then asked the next person what he wished to confess -- and the next man was Stone Cold! Austin said that he hadn't sinned yet, but he was fixing to sin real bad! Booker then ran from the confessional, and the Rattlesnake chased him away!

Moments later at the church, Austin chased Booker into the church, and they both stopped when they saw several nuns.

The nuns asked Booker for a ride to the orphanage, and he said he'd be happy to, since he knew Austin wouldn't do anything to him in the nuns' presence! As Booker and the nuns left, a priest asked Austin if he wanted to confess any sins, and Austin said, "What?"

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• TheBionicRedneck92

[AbhilashGregory1985]

Christ have mercy ! LOL!

[ATHF10]

I would rather watch this 100 times over, then watch 1 000 000 john cena main events!

[17dioneforyou]

Lol the way scsa chased booker...dying

[2knowyourrole]

4:00 hahahah....

hahahaah...poor girl.....Booker as father!!! hahahahhah!!!

[EgyMax1987]

WHAT?