Bar Mixer

Music & Lyrics by Michael Visconti.

I get out of work at 5
feeling kinda alive
so I go to the bar to get a drink
Girl gives me a wink
so I take her home to have some fun
and now her pants are un-done
A kick ass body with a beautifull tan...too bad its a man

Why does this keep happening to me?
When Im drunk they all look like girls
but in my defense this guy was covered in make-up and pearls
I will admit however..this guy was kinda hot
Im not saying that Im gay..Im just saying I gave it a shot

Now I know that I much perfer girls
even tho he had his jewlery off he still had a set of pearls
I am straight, just as sure as my names Mike
This guy had a kickstand, mustve been some kind of bike

Get off of work at 5
feeling kind of alive
So I go to the bar to get a drink
GUY gives me a wink
so I turn around in a whirl
and than I think Hey wait
If all the girls were guys than maybe this guys a girl
I took him home and he was a guy.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Michael
• Visconti

[chrizviz]

excellent this guy is very funny