Danny reads Midnight Sun.

So Alex read Twilight and I thought I would see if this book is just as bad. This is just chapter 1, but it isnt very good.

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[pinkpunkempire]

Have some bloody imagination. SOME of us like the books.... Left me read your favorite novel and rip the fuck outta it.

[danmann44]

@pinkpunkempire My favourite series is the Wheel of Time. 13 books so far. Alternatively, The Forbidden Game by LJ Smith, thats smaller and is only a trilogy.

Go right ahead :)

[SignedWithAnEcks]

Hang on.. Hang on... She got annoyed about a little bit of the book being leaked, put the book on hold.. And then leaks the ENTIRE completed section of the book? WHERE is the logic in that "Aww you saw a tiny bit so it's all RUINED. Take all of this and never ever get an ending"

[DackxJaniels]

@tardyttp 1. Gaah! He has the power to kill me! I'm gonna kill him!

2. Gaah! He prevented me from stealing the stone, I'm gonna kill him!

3. Gaah! He killed my basilisk, I'm gonna kill him!

4. Gaah! He.... saved his godfather from prison.... But he still has the power to kill me! I'm gonna kill him!

5. HAHA! I'm back! But he escaped, I'm gonna kill him!

6. Gaah! He escaped again! I'm gonna kill him!

7. Fuck! He knows abou the horcruxes! I'm gonna kill him!

8. Gaah! He killed me! !

[TheBigkatyperryfan]

I like The Twilight saga, but this, and Alex's, is REALLY funny.

[CoolCausImIrish]

I didn't enjoy the Twilight books a lot and I also didn't like the plot too much but I do think it could have been improved by doing the sort of Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant style thing where you read a chapter of twilight followed by a chapter of Midnight Sun. It may have made the situation more easily understood and better..........but to be honest it is a bit unlikely.

[Lilylikesredskittles]

'She might just have no thoughts in her head whatsoever.' By her wide range of facial expressions, I can see this is probably true.

[GurgiMK]

Thumbs up to you for Wheel of Time, one of my favorite series. :)

[SamyulDavis]

You remind me of what I used to like about Alex but I don't see anymore :)

[ichweissnicht11]

@mimimimizuzaka she should

[mimimimizuzaka]

@StudioFixMak do you think anyone would want to read from Dudley's perspective, the gluttonous ignorant muggle?

[mimimimizuzaka]

@ichweissnicht11 :D I'm not the only one! I always imagine James being very good-looking *sigh* but if JK Rowling ever decides to write sequels or prequels...it would probably make fans happy