A Very Potter Sequel Act 1 Part 8

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Hermione has it rough. From being picked on by bullies to not being able to draw, she just can't seem to catch a break. If only there were some way for her to show everyone at Hogwarts that she's more than just a potato-face loser... In fact, she's the coolest girl in the whole world!

"A Very Potter Sequel" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show.


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The Coolest Girl - music and lyrics by Darren Criss

HERMIONE:

All my dreams
I'm chasing after,
they don't need
all this laughter...

I take a grain of salt,
stiff upper lip.
It's not their fault
I'm not as hip.
Wake up kid, you know you're more than this...

I'm the smartest person
that I've ever met.
So why do I allow myself to
possibly forget:

There's so much I know how to do,
so much more than all of you.
The only thing I wish I knew
was how to make them see
the girl that I can be....

I am
the coolest girl in the whole wide world
I know it
but can't show it at all.

I am
sick and tired
of low, not higher
places, where I should belong.
It's about time I proved them wrong...

Give me a shot
to show what I've got!
I'm a helluva whole lot more

than this frizzy hair,
these frumpy clothes I wear,
though I rock 'em like nobody you've seen before

'Cause I am
the coolest girl in the whole wide world
I know it
below it all.

I am
done with losin',
on with choosin'

the coolest girl on the face of the planet,
the coolest bitch on earth, goddammit!
The coolest chick you've ever seen or heard!

So you can try to bring me down,
but sorry guys, I'm stickin' around!
I've thought about it, and I've found

that I am
the coolest girl!
... Yeah!


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  • So Hermione can't draw and Lupin can't sing......But Hermione can sing........that akward moment when Lupin starts drawing

  • The awkward moment when they only get Hermione's name right when insulting her.

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  • Probably going to use the Draco Drawing monolouge at the beginnning for my play audition! :D

  • I was only supposed to watch part one tonight :P

  • For a presintation I had to do, I drew this picture.. Then when we presented it, I said infront of my whole class, "Pay special attention to the shading at this part, its rather good." Then someone shouted out, "No... its really not." D:

  • I love how Snape and Ron are like best friends. Hahahaha!

  • That awkward moment when everyone finally remembers and properly pronounces Hermione's name...

  • Love hermione's face when she says " I'm the smartest person I've ever met"!

  • i love parody draco

  • Your Remus freakin lupin you don't understand your a teacher here at hogwarts your a whole lot cooler we don't prefer snape Umbridge or oz

  • love how snape is dancing in this vid

  • IM REMUS FREAKIN' LUPIN!!!!

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