A Very Potter Sequel Act 1 Part 8

Hermione has it rough. From being picked on by bullies to not being able to draw, she just can't seem to catch a break. If only there were some way for her to show everyone at Hogwarts that she's more than just a potato-face loser... In fact, she's the coolest girl in the whole world!

"A Very Potter Sequel" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show.


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The Coolest Girl - music and lyrics by Darren Criss

HERMIONE:

All my dreams
I'm chasing after,
they don't need
all this laughter...

I take a grain of salt,
stiff upper lip.
It's not their fault
I'm not as hip.
Wake up kid, you know you're more than this...

I'm the smartest person
that I've ever met.
So why do I allow myself to
possibly forget:

There's so much I know how to do,
so much more than all of you.
The only thing I wish I knew
was how to make them see
the girl that I can be....

I am
the coolest girl in the whole wide world
I know it
but can't show it at all.

I am
sick and tired
of low, not higher
places, where I should belong.
It's about time I proved them wrong...

Give me a shot
to show what I've got!
I'm a helluva whole lot more

than this frizzy hair,
these frumpy clothes I wear,
though I rock 'em like nobody you've seen before

'Cause I am
the coolest girl in the whole wide world
I know it
below it all.

I am
done with losin',
on with choosin'

the coolest girl on the face of the planet,
the coolest bitch on earth, goddammit!
The coolest chick you've ever seen or heard!

So you can try to bring me down,
but sorry guys, I'm stickin' around!
I've thought about it, and I've found

that I am
the coolest girl!
... Yeah!


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[Amy Goldenbloom]

Lauren Lopez wins at life. Who else could do that whole monologue and keep a straight face while doing it?

[LittleMissUnicorn12]

"Lupin can't sing ..."

"I'M REMUS FREAKING .. okay, remember remember - Hermoine can't draw.."

"Hermoine can't draw, Hermoine can't draw,..."

BEST! Oh how I love Remus.

[bernieee7xoxo]

such a nice well written song too

[bernieee7xoxo]

bonnie, such a good singer!!

[misu8437]

dude Hermione can sing

[Kerriangel]

The Coolest Girl always makes me think of Molly Hooper from Sherlock

[max17937]

Jims face when draco is trying to get harrys attention is hilarious.

[20Lordofdarkness]

I like how all the characters can sing well

[Nicole Jones]

Harry, Ron and Hermione = Harry Freakin' Potter, a sidekick and the coolest girl in the world

[Maggie S]

Lauren's dancing lol

[frodogirl667]

with his three mouse wives and twelve mouse concubines

[Kitkatmccrum]

Bonnie is one of the best singers I've ever heard :) we miss you :(