The Biggest Event in Film History

Here is the most important Film on Earth. Scott Lifshine does it again! Behold the 5 minute trailer that's only 30 seconds long. This Film opposes every known law in the universe. This is the only Film that matters. Mankind's Greatest Moment is here, and no excuses are taken. We believe this to be the most Spectacular piece of Film in All the World. Let us Heed and Harken unto this New Reality. Behold 50% of world fluff disappear overnight due to this most remarkable Moment in World History.

Rock and roll is too slow for me. Obviously this stupendous Film is faster. No classic rock or any other form of Music or Film should survive the greatest Moment in Human Evolution brought by this Film. This is one of the biggest events in all history, dwarfing most if not all current events.

The Music Schools should be padlocked immediately if not conforming to this New Reality opened by this Film. The world is a mere knockoff of Nuclear Warrior.

I am cuttently in New York and available for Interviews regarding this Film and the devestating effect it is having on the world. Make no mistake about it; as you can clearly see this unprecedented form of Film is the most mind-altering substance ever unleashed on the Universe. It's a wrap.

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This is just a small example of my many filmmaking talents, so I'm claiming I'm the greatest Filmmaker who ever lived. This is the most important Film in the world.

*****FLASH*****

"Baird Jones" deceased. I have approximately 30 hours of Films of Baird Jones and Contemporaries in his favorite element, parties and clubs from the late 80s to the early 90s as we used to have a TV show together. Please contact me Scott Shine for more information and clips.

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• Warrior
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[Caljamscott]

Like I said, "it's the five minute trailer that's only 30 seconds long." The supernatural replaces the mediocre.

[noahli]

the nuclear warrior -- is amazing. what's his name?

[Caljamscott]

Thank you.

[ShannonAvalon]

I was at lots and lots of Baird jones party events can you please post more!!!

[Caljamscott]

Hi Shannon, I have tons of Baird films. I'll have to find a way of getting them up here. Thanks for remembering Baird.

Scott

[ShannonAvalon]

MORE!!

[Caljamscott]

Thanks Shannon, it's great meeting you here.

Scott

[VDGG94ki]

Lol. What is with the mexicans jamming really badly at the end?

[649happydance]

If the video is sooooo great then how come it only has 1 1/2 stars. I've seen fat kids falling off of treadmills with a higher rating than your "media changing" video. BTW how many videos have you sold??? And have you ever heard of this series called star wars or the movies dark knight or titanic. Talk to me when you actually make something that is published by someone that matters.

[ontariomotorspeedway]

Lifshine can SUCK IT!

[ontariomotorspeedway]

fuck this shit.

[GreenDistantStar]

An incompetent garage band from the 80s and a lunatic; that's all anyone needs to know.

[ReVulse]

Scott Lifshine is mentally ill (as you may have noticed from this video). He lives in a fantasy world where he is "the greatest filmmaker in the world". The reality is that he is unemployed and lives in a small, vermin infested apartment. He needs to be on medication.

[LordValve]

Fucking crap.