Come to Godalming

Come to Godalming, because the standard of education is so good you'll want to poke your own eye out. Look, there is Charterhouse for boys, and Prior's Field for girls, does your town have this -- no it bloody doesn't.
Did you know that Godalming was the last place in England to have a public execution, something to be proud of -- don't you think so?
The public use of electricity was first used in Godalming, in other words before you lot got it and used it for watching Jeremy Kyle and those 'Debbie does bestiality' DVDs.
Godalming has a fantastic history, with 230 listed buildings. That's right -- 230 listed buildings -- more than your town!
Aldous Huxley came from Godalming, and although he may have been hooked on LSD he wrote some jolly good books, what do the smack-heads in your town do besides puke up blood in shop doorways shouting about Mexican bandits and the price of beans?
Come to Godalming, and display a 'go to Godalming' sticker on the back of your car proudly announcing your failing syntax.
Godamling: we don't think we're better than everybody else -- we are better than everybody else.




Filmed on the 23rd September, 2010 in Godalming, Surrey

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[effects69]

your vids just get better and better. Lets see what else you have lol

[g4rdenspoon]

@effects69 Thanks, if you like this one you won't be disappointed :)

[Aleon38]

Godalming, just another boring shitty town in the middle of surrey fuck that shit think i'll stick with london

[g4rdenspoon]

@Aleon38 Yeah, it is a bit dull.

[jennygreatbrit]

Lol yeah :o) I've been bitten before by my quick wit and cutting humour :-D Again, joke. Some people I'm sure search the net just to argue with strangers. I'm living in Edinburgh now so a small slice of 'The Ming' was a lovely thing to come across, cheers! x

[g4rdenspoon]

@jennygreatbrit Yes, there are plenty of people out there that just want to argue ... but generally anonymously.

Thanks again. :)

[lukenthan]

Took the words right out of my mouth!

[sheiladot01]

Guildford was funny; Godalming was not funny enough. Try again!

[g4rdenspoon]

@jennygreatbrit I knew it was a joke, but I also know that sometimes others don't realise... :)

Thanks

[jennygreatbrit]

WONDERFUL! In stitches, posh stitches of course because I AM better than everybody else :-D That's clearly a joke before anyone gets on one x