Dear John (McCain)

This is a Dear John letter, from America, to John McCain.

The approximate text:

Dear John,

We sure have had some good times, haven't we? Back when you were in navy flight school and partied it up, dating exotic dancers, crashing airplanes... Good, clean American fun. There was that time you cheated on your wife, and that time you got involved in the Keating Five scandal and were chastised by the Senate ethics committee. Good stuff. Oh, and remember that time you said Chelsea Clinton was so ugly because her father was Janet Reno? A classic.

But lately, something seems different. I don't know, maybe it's me, maybe I've changed. But somehow it's just not funny anymore when you refer to Vietnamese as gooks and when you talk about tar babies. Sure, at the time, I rocked out as you serenaded me with your cover of the Beach Boys song Barbara Ann. You remember how it went, right? Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran? Anyway, looking back, it all seems played out.

Like most girls, I thought your vicious sarcastic streak and your explosive temper were attractive because it made you dangerous and exciting. You were such a bad boy. But I've grown up a little now, and I just don't think it's cute anymore when you tell people like John Stewart that you brought them back an IED from Baghdad.

I know this might come as a big shock to you. I bet you thought we were doing just fine, didn't you? But to tell you the truth, I never wanted this to be a serious, committed relationship. And now you're talking about staying in Iraq for 100 years? That's a bit more commitment than I had in mind.

Look, I think you're nice and all, but I just don't think you're the right person for me. I don't really see this working out. Don't take this too hard, but there's a reason we broke up that first time, and we've just proven the old saying that you shouldn't date your exes again. So, I've decided that we should see other people. I know I already have. Best of luck, John.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• dear
• john
• mccain
• america
• 2008
• politics
• presidential
• race

[pushups2345]

i was going to say my opinion of your ... thing - but 10size and DULDEN85 spoke my mind

so maybe i'll share my own info for you to consider

NYTimes -

Obama Reaches Out for McCains Counsel

Published: January 18, 2009

"Over the last three months, Mr. Obama has quietly consulted Mr. McCain about many of the new administrations potential nominees to top national security jobs and about other issues — in one case relaying back a contenders answers to questions Mr. McCain had suggested."

[DULDEN85]

nice point whore...what about when clinton got away with Whitewater, lying to the American public on tv while under oathe...yeah bitch...thats just the tip of it...get a clue b4 you make statements, talk both sides....yeah...you're the voice of the typical democrat

[DULDEN85]

@pushups2345 i guess this bitch forgot about ted kennedy killing Mary jo, or john edward knocking up his love child while his wife was dying for cancer, i can go on & on.... typical liberal whore... one sided as usual.

[splendid1000]

@tm9847

yah...blow jobs and weed....thats why this country is in the shape its in now.

[splendid1000]

@10size

LOL who are you??

[splendid1000]

@DULDEN85

nobody voted for John Edwards lol

[mycanadafirst]

you're a good u.s patriot. freedom of speech and opinion as long as it does not differ from yours.

[DULDEN85]

ty, oh and this bitch also forgot about john edwards knocking up his mistress whjile hiw wife was close to death with cancer...but i guess thats ok .....right...this bitch is ur typical liberal whore.....

[pushups2345]

check out my other post, it's one she won't be commenting on. heh

[10size]

Get your head out of your ass, bitch!!!

You don't hate the Honorable Senator John McCain, you HATE yourself!!!