NewsBusted 5/24/11

Topics in today's show:

-- Rapture?

-- Obama's fundraising troubles

-- Obama wants Israel to return to 1967 borders

-- Speaking at CIA, Obama uses 35 first person pronouns

-- Frisco to vote on circumcision ban

-- Arnold's illegitimate child

-- Stephen Hawking doesn't believe in Heaven or Hell

Starring: Jodi Miller
Director: Bruce Roundtower
Production: Dialog New Media

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[msm007]

The Bin Laden raid photos will be posted online, just as soon as they get someone to Photoshop Obama to make it look like he was there.

[UtherPendragan]

Obama is a complete idiot. The jews that own most of the media in the USA will not be quite as nice as they were in 2008. The news reporters might even do thier jobs this time around and investigate who and what he really is instead of just blowing rainbows and sunshine up everyones ass. Since he wants to roll back the clock to 1967 I say sure no problem lets treat him like a black man would be treated in 1967.

[NATIONALCOMMUNISM666]

@NATIONALCOMMUNISM666

typo before there born.

[cykoaudio777]

we need to get this primetime cuz Stewart,Colbert & Maher,&CNN,MSNBC ABC etc ALL read from the same daily talking points of the day from the DNC(& Fox is propaganda,LMFAO?).& this is thousand times more accurate than Stewart & Colbert,& hundred thousand more than Maher-you go girl-nice to hear other side of the story occasionally,though I know libs want only one,& through "fairness doctrine" make conservative viewpoints in media illegal,I can hear court jesters now saying this is propaganda

[TooManyTires]

LOL, the jokes are great, and on point. But something about canned laughter always rubs me wrong.

[vinha1006]

@joelface refer to IU med ctr in Indy and Bloomington. This was on the news YEARS AGO!!!

I do not have the time to babysit you as I have just had one surgery and am going into another tomorrow myself. Do your own research thru IU Med and Boston and Cinti Children's lazy ass.

[joelface]

@vinha1006 - considering most of the world doesn't circumcise their children and their rates of penile cancer are also extremely low, your suggestion about the "accelerating rate of some types of penile cancer" seems made up.

Cite your sources, or consider your bluff called. No national medical organization in the world recommends routine infant circumcision on medical grounds. I guess your understanding of the procedure is likely much superior to the vast majority of the world's physicians?

[vinha1006]

You need to do more research about the accelerating rate of some types of penile cancer and the dropping rate of % circumcised. An almost entirely non-western culture type had now become the most common western culture type of penile malignancy. God ahead and kill the kid. After all, you know it all. (That, in case you don't recognize it is me making fun of you and feeling sorry for any male child you may have)

[joelface]

@vinha1006 - Do the research. How many people do you know who've had penile cancer? It's less common than male breast cancer.

If you want a preemptive life-saving surgery to perform on infants, I suggest you start with cutting out the breast buds of baby boys, since they'll never use them anyways.

A foreskin contains 1000s of unique, highly specialized nerve endings. It protects the glans & the opening to the reproductive & urinary tract. AND It has sexual functionality. So yeah, it's harmful.