L Ron Hubbard RECITES the XENU Story
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Anonymous for Christ. Please. As disgusting as these scientology assholes are their nonsense is slightly more plausible than the bible bullshit. I used to think Anon was kind of cool, but it turns out you guys are just jealous because ufos and laser guns are way cooler than primitive iron age jews. Satanism is far superior to all religions.Satan is the godfather of knowledge. Belzebub is directly responsible for underwear. Thank the devil next time you're getting dressed on a cold morning.
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My alien has gas and blames it on. The sneeky bastard.
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@gobindpn Maybe he losts a bar bet, start a religion and see how many followers he got. Then he realized he could make some serious benjamins off conning people.
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Sounds like he made it up as he went along.
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@palladiumcoupling He has my vote, I shall force my heathen neighbours to vote for him too. By laser blaster if I have to.
I was going to vote Ron Paul but how can a mere man compare to divinity?
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I dont get it. Why did Xemu goof the floof?
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@palladiumcoupling Yes! Which mountain have the heathenous limpdick Scientologists confined our lord? We must free him! This planet belongs to him and his beloved children!
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It's like this guy wasn't even trying when he wrote this shit out.
Then he laughed, twiddled his thumbs, and counted his money.
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@jagara1 He begged for mental health help for most of his life.
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"PICTHCA" I belive it's pronounced "PICTURE Ronny old boy!
I tried to go into the church, they demanded money... Apparently that's what they are all about.
727Anon 2 years ago 26
Me and my dead aliens get along nicely so shove off scientology. I happen to like my brainwashed-alien-self. lol
scopeless22 3 years ago 20