The Onion, FDA Commissioner: I Give up on you Pigs

FDA Commissioner: I Give up on you Pigs.

'America is on its own.I'm not going to hold its hand like a goddamn child anymore.'

-FDA Commissioner Steve Hoyer

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• stever hoyer
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[EATnOREOorDIE]

i wish someone from the FDA would do that,

that would be awsome

[METALMAN4Wii]

@Socks756 He has a Heart of Gold and a Mouth of a Drunken Sailor...!

[iKickComputers]

GO GET CANCER!

[MeatIsbetter]

@Firedragon524 what are you 8? Seriously, that ain't even funny, it's just stupid.

[Firedragon524]

i eat farts

[AwesomeOposum]

@ScreamingAtOwls yes. any FDA guy from The Onion, that looks like that and is yelling; will be the same guy.

[outerheaven313]

It's a shame Commissioner Hoyer retired, the heart of the FDA was lost. It's a real shame the new guy is boringly competent.

[METALMAN4Wii]

FDA Guy For 2016 President...! 

[dontreadmyusername0]

@ScreamingAtOwls yes it is!

[ScreamingAtOwls]

Is this the "JUST EAT A GOD-DAMN CARROT" man?

[brickman409]

press 7 

[HoserSaysWhat]

That finger he gives at the end makes this perfect