Zinthos

Speaks for itself, if not...

The makers of Azarath and Metrion are proud to introduce, Zinthos. New and improved Zinthos gives you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it, and because it's blue Zinthos goes with everything. Zinthos isn't right for everyone and may cause bloating, cramping, hair loss, disturbing visions, fits of rage, and growth of additional eyes. Children under three should not be exposed to Zinthos. Do not get Zinthos wet, and never feed it after midnight. If you experience trouble meditating, stop saying Zinthos and consult you ancient scrolls immediately. New Blue Zinthos.

All credit to the makers, and stations, I just recorded and posted it :P

• Category

  Film & Animation

[cwfannumber1]

I just ordered my Zinthos, I can't wait to use it

[hectorthetankofdoom]

"Do not get Zinthos wet, and never feed it after midnight"

lol love the Gremlin reference

[Aquel29]

They forgot to say that Zinthos can't be taken if you're pregnant or breastfeeding.

[Princes Celestia]

Came back to watch this because it's just that awesome.

[Darkmoone1]

Medication commercials in a nutshell.

[MarioMarioBW]

Did you receive your Zinthos yet?

[Mai Israel]

Best commercial EVER

[365dragonfinder]

Zintos is Raven! It's blue causes fits of rage and the growth of addition eyes. And the gremlin reference, thus Raven.

[lukepettifer9]

Weirdly, chanting Azarath metrion zinthos helps me meditate.

[mrguy22494]

0:19 that hat just made Beast Boy even more awesome than before.

[MonteCreations]

Man, I knew this one guy who kept chanting zinthos despite meditation troubles... wound up with a second pair of eyes; which is not as cool as it sounds.