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A Niley Story ep. 5 - Know your grammar, babe!

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EP 5 --

@ 5th period

Nick: Hey.
Miley: Humph!
Nick: What did I do ?
Miley: Nothing.
Nick: What's wrong?
Miley: Emily.
Nick: What she do?
Miley: murder
Nick: ... what? Is that a joke?
Miley: no.
Nick: I don't understand...
Miley: Good...

Teacher: Now ... please give me a full essay on your assigned topic.
Miley: What topic?
Teacher: You and Nick are studing the Salem Witch Trials.
Miley: I thought this was Californian History, not Massachus-? ian?
Teacher: ..... Hon, this is English 9.
Miley: Oh, sorry,
Teacher: Bad day?
Miley: Yes... my friend threatened to kill my mom ... who's already dead.
Teacher: ....... Oh. Okay.
Miley (*thinks*: Oh. Okay? She's retarded. I have a retarded teacher! Oh... my head itches ... why do bananas attract monkeys ... fuzzy slippers... witches ... wait! Nick's my partner? Good and bad. Haha like evil vs good ...He's sexy.)
Nick: --- MILEY!
Miley: Huh? What?
Nick: The bell rang already. Let's go.
Miley: Was I -- asleep?
Nick: It seemed like it. But your eyes were open, but they were all white. Like you actually fell asleep but you didn't close your eyes.
Miley: Gross.
Nick: It was kinda cool.
Miley: ha. Boys.

(@ Café)

Nick: My favorite colors blue. At the moment. What's yours?
Miley: oh, I don't have one. They're all so beautiful. How can you choose?! Plus, that's color discrimination.
Nick: Ahh.... I never though of it that way.
Miley: I can tell.
Nick: You're ....different than I remember.
Miley: Ah. Different. ... How?
Nick: Well, before you were SO flirty. Now, you're so ... undescribable.
Miley: It's INdecribable.
Nick: See, you weren't smart.
Miley: I wasn't?
Nick: ... not that I knew of.
Miley: So ... when we were going out, how DID I act?
Nick: Possessive, Jealous, flirty, but you were nice and loved hangin' out with me.
Miley: ............- - - - - ...... no comment.
Nick: It wasn't that bad.
Miley: How did we break up?
Nick: You have such a bad memory. It was not even a year ago!
Miley: Right ...
Nick: YOU broke up with me because you thought I was seeing another girl.
Miley: Which girl?
Nick: I wasn't dating anyone!
Miley: I know! Who did I think it was?
Nick: Demi Lovato!
Miley: ... her? I just saw her in da bathroom!
Nick: She's ... like gone emo or something!
Miley: Ya. So WERE you dating her?
Nick: I just said I wasn't!
Miley: Oh... she told me she was ...
Nick: Told you what?
Miley: ... Pregnant.
Nick: She .... did?
Miley: ... and you were the dad.

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  • Miley (*thinks*: Oh. Okay? She's retarded. I have a retarded teacher! Oh... my head itches ... why do bananas attract monkeys ... fuzzy slippers... witches ... wait! Nick's my partner? Good and bad. Haha like evil vs good ...He's sexy.)

    ^^HAHAHAHAH lol thats weird

  • okay I read like the 1st 2 paragraphs and started laughing reallly loud.lol.

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  • i would have laughed sooo hard if istead of "He's sexy," if she had said, "He's Smexy" i just find that word hilarious!!!!!

  • @wickedsickofreality y did u put pics of him n slena gomez????????

  • Miley (*thinks*: Oh. Okay? She's retarded. I have a retarded teacher! Oh... my head itches ... why do bananas attract monkeys ... fuzzy slippers... witches ... wait! Nick's my partner? Good and bad. Haha like evil vs good ...He's sexy.)

    and:Nick: It seemed like it. But your eyes were open, but they were all white. Like you actually fell asleep but you didn't close your eyes.

    Miley: Gross.

    Nick: It was kinda cool.

    Miley: ha. Boys.

    Nick: She's ... like gone emo or something!

    FUNNIE!!

  • Miley (*thinks*: Oh. Okay? She's retarded. I have a retarded teacher! Oh... my head itches ... why do bananas attract monkeys ... fuzzy slippers... witches ... wait! Nick's my partner? Good and bad. Haha like evil vs good ...He's sexy.)

    I LAUGHED SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD AT THAT PART !!!!

    lmao

  • good

  • what is this song??

  • omigosh y r they so short???

  • OMG!!! whats nick gonna say?!!

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