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Are you sure it's Swiss, because I'm Swedish and I'm pretty sure I saw them at a festival local to the country a while ago.
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@mandirigma79 that's funny
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More you might be a redneck
- if you see a sign that says say no to crack and it reminds you to pull up your pants
- if your father's cell number has nothing to do with a phone
- if you've ever smoked at a wedding
- if you look back at 2nd grade as the best 3 years of your life
- if your house and your car are both up on blocks
- if you've ever mowed your yard and found a car
- if you've ever had to climb a water tower with bucket of paint to protect your sister's honor, you might be a redneck
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"A Country & Western record made by people who obviously hate C&W with every fiber of their being, it layers every hillbilly cliche known to man---twanging Jew's harp, people shouting "yee-haw!", bluegrass banjo, horses neighing---and then tops it off with a vocalist singing in what may be the most risible American accent ever committed to tape."
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-if you lay the violin on your navel instead of on your shoulder
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WHY?
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I don't know why, but I live the tune, its sooo catchy.
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@mandirigma79 you know if your going to make a reference from Larry, Jeff, and Bill you better put their names in your comment
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@mandirigma79 -you might be a redneck if you ever washed down a multi-vitamin with an ice cold beer.
-if you ever buried a Cadillac out in the back yard to be used as a septic tank.
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Remebered my last visit to Texas!
you might be a redneck if...
-you think the last words of the star spangled banner are "gentlemen start your engines"
-you've been married 3 times and still have the same in laws
-you think taco bell is a mexican phone company
-your state's got a new law that says when a couple gets divorced they're still legally brother and sister
-your idea of fast food is hitting a deer at 65 miles an hour
mandirigma79 3 years ago 38
-if your aunt and your sister are the same person
-if youre your own grandpa
jediIvIaster 3 years ago 26