"Beat Duck Babies" (with LYRICS) by God I Suck @ This Game - Fantasy Football Smack

To the tune of "Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel, from the Soundtrack to "The Graduate". Click "More.." for full lyrics. I can't sing well enough, but it's too short notice to get Garfunkel to sing my parody song.

Lyrics:

Hello ............, my old friend,
I've come to play you once again,
Because "Got Mead", my team was beating,
So now due to the play-off seeding,
And my dream of playing in the Super Bowl
I've just one goal
And that is "Beat Duck Babies"!

In restless season I was so-so
Narrow wins over my foes,
Week 10 needing wins in two of three,
I turned my back on Cutler at QB
My eyes were shocked with a waiver wire wish
Picked up Alex Smith
Who'll help me "Beat Duck Babies"!

But with Drew Brees I know you'll score
At least two touchdowns, maybe more.
I'll be counting on New York's Hakeem,
Hope he burns the D.B.s of D.C.,
Plus the Denver 'D' is facing Charlie Frye
His picks will try
To make me "Beat Duck Babies"!

"Fools" said Bandos, "You don't know
Josh's lead will only grow.
But even though my team has been sucky
We have also been very lucky
So again I hope to catch your score at its worst
And make you curse
Because I "Beat Duck Babies"!

And the league will bow and praise
Another top seed falls astray
From B. Boone, Nomar's Dad, and Hoops, I'm gaining fame
They'll say no longer that I Suck @ this Game
And as reward -
I will have my pick of any one of Tiger's hoes
This I propose
Long as I "Beat Duck Babies"

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