Funny Gangsta Rap (thelonelyisland style)

Download link http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/funny-gangsta-rap/id402340433?i=402340439&am...

We got locked outside during the making of this video :( I also spilled that jar on the first take.
Twitter: http://twitter.com/ChaoticMatters
We all wrote our own parts, except for Antonio. I wrote his parts. - Sal

Beat made by http://youtube.com/tozuproductions

Lyrics
Sal
I'm a great rapper
My gifts come out great
It only takes me two minutes when i masturbate
I think I'll do it now, o wait too late :(

I'm a great rapper my gifts come out great!
It only takes 2 minutes when I masturbarate.
I think I'll do it now, oh wait too late

but seriously I am a good rapper
I come up with my rhymes while I sit on the crapper. (stops beat)
writes in note book and laughs
hey get out of here with that camera!

I got the biggest house on the block right next to mine
and that's completely fine
honestly I don't mind

I got a Mercedes Benz toy collection
I don't need no pills to give me an erection
my life, has no direction
now pay attention
before I mention
I have hypertension
ha just kidding
I'm just messing with you man

I got 38... dollar rims
when im driving it sound like hymns
and I got automatic hand soap this shit dope

I live in a house not a mansion
Maybe it will be wen I get an expansion
You ask me when
i say 2010 (you know that's now)
o forget then

you've heard of eminem
my name would be skittles
my rhymes are like riddles
try to figure em out while I whittle
Talking about Dr. Doolittle
playing a fiddle
next to Stuart little
I'm hungry imma eat a pickle

Dom
Yes you can go eat
just wactch me rock this beat
my flow is so attractive like smelly feet
My rhymes are like diarrhea out the mouth
these rhymes keep spilling out
I dress like I'm black but I'm as white as a mac
I drink out of a sippy cup
yea that's what's up
Now I'm getting tired of rapping
I have explosive diarrhea so imma be crapping

Sal
I'll rap with my shirt off cause that's what othe rappers do
so imma do it too
I'm feeling kinda chilly
it's getting really breezy
imma put my shirt back on before I become young wheezy

Antonio
I'm the next Justin Bieber
Everyone wants to be me
cuz Im getting so much pussy
ever since The age of 3
Girls like OMG
please f me kindly
only if your a hottie
now talk to me dirty
don't act so girly

Sal
Now everybody start to dance
throw your hands in the air
and take of your pants

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[victoriaromalt]

LOL

[ChaoticMatters]

laughter! :D

[123456patriots]

who caresif there white. the greatest mc is white Tehee

[ChaoticMatters]

@123456patriots so true

[ChaoticMatters]

@SJGibbons1000 corny is hilarious and we are kids, there's no rush to get old and grumpy like you

[MrZero4000]

@shelly827 lmao you think there hot? Are you a mule?

[neorecas]

lol no homo

[anglelight1]

are u guys gay

[02Sercan]

dude need u a PUNCH ??

[cuc95]

dude you are 2 whana be gangster!!!! idiots!!

[123456patriots]

@ChaoticMatters i should be a top comment

[ChaoticMatters]

@SalmonMMA if we were rich the quality of this video would've been way better and i would've bought clothes just for the video, we just did it in the stuff we were wearing that day. Geeze man

[SalmonMMA]

@ChaoticMatters Ok why little rich kids are dump on this. 1. You f-ed up the hole thing of rap. 2. Tapout is not apart of rap and i have never seen a gangster poser wear a tapout shirt. Making to my second conclusion. You POSERS. not for the rap. but for tapout. if you like it say so. But Tapout is a brand for one of the toughest sports around the world now. It is not a style.