Ain't that a Kick in the Nuts

Putting my frustration to the tune of "Ain't that a Kick in the Head" by the legendary Dean Martin.

How unlucky can one guy be?
I should have more people subscribed to me.
But they would rather watch Fred.
I wanna kick that little shit in the head.
It's all just a painful fact.
The intelligence most people lack.
Seeing the most subscribed list
just leaves me sick, bitter, frustrated, and pissed.
The rich get richer.
And poor schmucks like me get poorer.
I can't avoid this horror.
It's all just so damn pitiful!
Since I don't have gigantic boobs.
I'll never be a hit on Youtube.
Tell me quick, ain't that a kick in the nuts?!
(Take it away sea of angry faces!)
*sea of angry faces*
There's no ifs ands or buts.
Ain't that a kick in the nuts?
*sea of angry faces*
Like that time I was told.
Ain't that a steel toe in the chode?
The rich get richer.
And poor schmucks like me get poorer.
There is no way avoiding this horror.
It's all just so damn pitiful.
To be big on Youtube, there's a few ways.
Be a corporation, or an Asian, or gay.
And since I'm none of the above, down here I'll stay.
Tell me quick.
Ain't that a kick.
Tell me quick, ain't that kick in the nuts!

(list of the "Sea of Angry Faces" coming soon. If you did not appear in this video, you either didn't email me your clip OR I had problems converting it. If so, I'm sorry, don't take it personally.)

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[Decalto35]

is that really you singing? well that's not bad at all!

[McGoiter]

@Decalto35 Yes, thank you!

[zordzao95]

Brock what do you think about smosh?

[McGoiter]

@zordzao95 They're not bad.

[StaticFire357]

You have an amazing voice and a great sense of humor! :) laughed, enjoyed the vid, and subscribed.

[McGoiter]

@StaticFire357 Thank you!

[Wayne1153]

You may not be rich, famous, a corporation, an Asian, or gay. But you are one thing they aren't, funny. Keep making awesome videos. *this face* ;)

[McGoiter]

@lewisfoxy1 Google Translator: Romanian to English: You're a fucking neicherheimer who must live behind a Ford Transit van. You can not suck and make impressions kagillion, you can do only one. You fucking neicherheimer.

[PlanBskaterD]

How did I get here from a Jacksfilms video?

[TheCottonapple]

Pretty good singing!!! Really heartfelt too:D

[Axisoflords]

@McGoiter Anyone that looks like Gerard Butler is MEANT to have a great voice!

I love Crooner singers, too :D

[Ace2Donald]

I too feel that you would get more views if you had gigantic breasts

[Ace2Donald]

@McGoiter Its better not bad! I think he's great at it!

[lakkinator]

"I put Phil under the gay list to piss people of."

And there you have at least one reason for less subscribers. Not me tough, I love your shit, but other people might find that offensive. just saying..

[MsBin74]

I feel your pain. I am not gay, or a beautiful blonde promoter of Apple products. I'll never be a YouTube sensation. Wait a second, you ARE a YouTube sensation! Curses!

[MsBin74]

Why am I only discovering Brock Baker NOW?! I've got some videos to watch!

[SWI0001]

haha, love this!

THANKS MAFIA II