Confused - Sailing Day

One boy's tale of a beautiful whirlwind romance. IN SONG! I wrote this song as a lesson to be learnt by all. Think of it as a modern day Bible story, except based on fact.
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Confused lyrics:

3 weeks we've been dating, and everythings great
Its all moving at a really fast pace
I was thinking though, maybe just for a change
You could move the webcam up to your face

Some people said that what we had was strange
Others thought that it was kind of strange
I look forward to the day when we meet
And I can seranade you this song about your name

Sexkitten_19@hotmail.com
Your name is like poetry
And that is why I have written you this song
A sonnet to a sick melody
Although Im not quite sure what sonnet really means
sounds like a blue hedgehog
or a brand of toothpaste

You know when I sign in to that chat room
My heart skips a beat if you're online
Theres still a few things that leave me confused
Like why your adam's apples bigger than mine

One thing that ive noticed since going out with you
And when youre on cam to me
Theres a picture of you with a wife, 3 kids and a dog
Its a whole family

It looks like you but it cant be you, cause your supposed to be
An 18 year old girl from Peru
Im feeling kind of weird
Ive got things to ask you
Like how come youve got a beard?
Non of my friends girlfriends have beards
Well maybe Dave's
But dave's girlfriend is called martin so...

On cam I noticed something stirring down by her lap
I watched the swell in her clothes
Now I'm not stupid, when she dropped her pants
I know girls aren't supposed to have one of those

You explained to me why you had a bulge in your pants
You told me every girl had that
You also mentioned why your voice was so much deeper than mine
You have an overproductive hormonal gland
And its definitely not because you're really a m-

Category:

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[catswithbeards]

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

[RawsF]

This is as good as poverty is bad!

[ejoskid123]

LOL



[kittenseatdinosaurs]

I've watched this roughly 300 times, and I'm starting to notice all the funny little details, like the 8 day calendar :')

Love all your work, Five A Day is a superb album.

[OddSalma]

You're amazing! I don't know why you don't have more subscribers

Much funnier than most of the people on here

[SmellsLarkMelon]

How can i get this song onto my Ipod??? :D

[mygb100]

Thank you very much!!!!!

[mygb100]

Thank you very much!!!!!

very very very funny (LOL) and enjoy.

I want this song!!!!!

[sirlewis]

Awesome job man, =]

[LiamPace100]

Amazing!

[homletchan]

This is amazing!