Midnight Sun - Pt. 36

Edward and Bella have a brief, poorly-written moment after her run-in with THE MONSTER NAMED LONNIE.

Things less scary than Lonnie:
Frou Frou, "Psychobabble"
All About Eve
Suburban Commando
The Dead Zone
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Teenagers from Outer Space
I Was A Teenage Werewolf
Bernard Herrmann, "Psycho: Suite for Strings" (from Psycho)
Talking Heads, "Psycho Killer"
The Silence of the Lambs
Volvic ad
Dead or Alive, "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)"
Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Alien from L.A.
Star Wars - Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• dramatic reading
• twilight saga
• stephanie meyer
• large ham
• my inner life
• edward
• bella
• cullen
• swan
• kristen
• lautner
• pattinson
• stewart
• new moon
• eclipse
• jacob
• Kristen Stewart
• The Twilight Saga: New Moon
• The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
• Taylor
• Dawn
• Breaking
• Alice
• Jasper
• Twilight (series)
• Vampire

[Ninja1Ninja2]

Very dissapointing, in terms of soundclip use.

[manwithoutabody]

@Ninja1Ninja2 Well excuse me, princess.

[GeckoLadie]

"Highly justifiable murder"?

What?

[handmiadenofgod]

Your impression of Bella clearing her throat almost resulted in me spewing soda all over my keyboard. That was beautiful.

[mouseymousey02]

I knew how stupid Twilight was in terms of Meyer's ignorance of what she was actually writing. I didn't realise the style itself was so terrible.

[WorldClassTimeWaster]

Is it possible that Edward has Asperger's Syndrome? He seems to not undertand sarcasm at all or how to function in normal human circumastances...

[orangeblossom03]

"I would not sully myself by taking any part of that man inside me."

That's one of the gayest lines I've ever heard. I know nobody in the Twilightverse can be gay, but didn't Stephenie Meyer realize how this line sounds?

[3nek0]

MST3K's "dull surprise" sketch is REALLY appropriate for Bella.

[UrbanZ0mbie]

@WorldClassTimeWaster What I find hilarious is that even though Edward was once a human, they make him seem like he is some alien from another world, that doesn't understand sarcasm or even how to talk.

[SlashFirestorm]

Today on Midnight Sun: two sociopaths discuss maiming the innocent in order to satiate their desire to murder.

Also, Bella's "attacker" didn't actually do anything. The only evidence of Lonnie intending to rape her is Edward's word, and I don't trust him for a second. I'd rather walk through a dark alley with Lonnie than go to class with Edward.

[orangeblossom03]

@Ninja1Ninja2 - It's got "You Spin Me Round" and a clip from Monty Python's "Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition". What more do you want?